Top 10 Reasons The Gaga-Kanye Tour Was Canceled
Posted by: Wendy Atterberry
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9:00AM, Friday October 2nd 2009
Live Nation has confirmed rumors that the Lady Gaga-Kanye West tour, “Fame Kills,” has been officially canceled. Gossip blog MediaTakeOut is reporting the decision was all Gaga — a probable fall-out from Kanye’s much-publicized VMA meltdown (though she was defending him as recently as a couple days ago). I’m not so sure, though — I can think of 10 other reasons these two would cancel a concert together…
1. They couldn’t decide who would wear the pants.
2. Kanye suddenly realized he might clash with Gaga’s fan base.
3. Gaga decided Kanye’s poker face wasn’t up to par.
4. Gaga got tired of Kanye interrupting her during rehearsals to tell her how great Beyoncé is.
5. The ghost of Michael Jackson visited Gaga in a dream and told her to cancel.
6. Kanye denied Gaga’s request for a planned wardrobe malfunction.
7. Gaga denied Kanye’s request to let Taylor Swift headline.
8. Gaga asked herself, “What would Madonna do?”
9. They couldn’t find a venue big enough for Gaga’s hair AND Kanye’s ego.
10. They worried that the name of the tour, “Fame Kills,” might become a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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HarlemGirl
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:13 am: [report]
LOL @ #9. I am POSITIVE that was the reason.
BTdub, Mediatakeout is the worst site in the history of the planet. Please don’t believe anything that they post.
Jenn27549
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:29 am: [report]
I’m also voting #9.
cattgirl813
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:52 am: [report]
Shame it got canceled. All the hot air and bluster those two generate could heat several small towns.
cattgirl813
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 08:54 am: [report]
Too much mediocrity to contain in one place? I’m so over these two.
bethlynn00
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 09:02 am: [report]
I’m sad it was canceled, I like the both of them!
bogart4017
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 12:42 pm: [report]
Whats gaga gonna sing? Her one album? Ticket prices can’t justify that crap. And since hip-hop doesnt transfer well on stage its no surprise people opted to stay home and catch up on “Cold Case” reruns
bumbler
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 12:47 pm: [report]
I hope Kanye takes this time off to get a handle on his drinking.
girllovesmusic
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 01:07 pm: [report]
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