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Top Nine Songs About Self Love

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Masturbation Songs

Writing a song about self love isn’t as easy as it sounds, I imagine. How do you pen a tune about masturbation that doesn’t sound obvious or conjure up disturbing images? The following artists did it right, in no particular order (and check out clips of the songs, after the jump).

9. “And when my hand touches myself/I can finally rest my head/And when they take from his body/I think I’ll take from mine instead/Getting off, getting off while they’re all downstairs.”—Tori Amos, “Icicle”
Lyrical analysis isn’t my forte, but it seems like Tori is saying she’s diddling herself while her man’s funeral is going on downstairs. Scandalous!

8. “When there’s no-one else in sight/In the crowded lonely night/Well I wait so long/For my love vibration/And I’m dancing with myself.”—Billy Idol, “Dancing With Myself”
Do you think he keeps his leather glove on when he’s doin’ it?

7. “Let me go on, like I blister in the sun/Let me go on, big hands I know your the one/Body and beats, I stain my sheets/I don’t even know why.”—The Violent Femmes, “Blister In The Sun”
The Violent Femmes should really consider having a box of Kleenex on the nightstand for such occasions.

6. “You got your left hand/You got your right hand/The left hand’s diddling/While the right hand goes to work.”—Devo, “Praying Hands”
How instructional!

5. “Do we even need to write the lyrics here?/You know the damn thing by now don’t you? Don’t you? Fine, here it is/I don’t want anybody else/And when I think about you I touch myself/Ooh, ooh, ooh, aah.”—The Divinyls, “I Touch Myself”
Many people fantasize about their own sexual partners when masturbating. Do you?

4. “This I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture/I’d like a million of you all round my cell/I want a doctor to take your picture/So I can look at you from inside as well/You’ve got me turning up and turning down/And turning in and turning ‘round/I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese.”—The Vapors, “Turning Japanese”
So the deal with this song is that a guy, like, squints his eyes when he’s about to...you know...and hence he is “turning Japanese”. I sort of think this song is a little racist but it is a classic.

3. “Do I wanna go out with a lions roar/Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more/Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine/They say I better stop--or Ill go blind/Oop--she bop--she bop.”—Cyndi Lauper, “She Bop”
Prudes sometimes tell their kids that masturbating will make them go blind. All I know is I can see just fine. Hey! That rhymed!

2. “Cause I just discovered/Imagination’s taken over/Another day without a lover/The more I come to understand the touch of my hand/The small of my back/The arch of my feet/Lately I’ve been noticing the beautiful me/I’m all in my skin and I’m not gonna wait/I’m into myself in a most precious way.”—Britney Spears, “The Touch Of My Hand”
For the record, this is post-Justin, pre-Federline, so girlfriend was probably a little lonely.

1. “I knew a girl named Nikki/I guess u could say she was a sex fiend/I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine/She said how’d you like to waste some time/And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.”—Prince, “Darling Nikki”
This song and it’s racy lyrics is what prompted Tipper Gore to form the Parents Music Resource Center, which eventually led to the use of “Parental Advisory” stickers and imprints on album covers. The song was also dubbed ‘pornographic’ and ‘satanic’. Awesome!


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Daryn
wrote on July 23 2008:

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“Right in Time” by Lucinda Williams

I take off my watch and my earrings
My bracelets and everything
Lie on my back and moan at the ceiling
Oh baby…
Think about you and that long ride
I bite my nails I get weak inside
Reach over and turn off the light
Oh baby…


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BoBabbyo
wrote on July 24 2008:

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She-bop is by far my favorite masturbation ditty, and I was going to complain about Ms. Spears’ being wanked above it, but I have to admit, the li’l gal has a steady hand with the filthy lyrics.


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Michiko
wrote on July 24 2008:

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Tori is talking about Jesus! In the church, when you take communion you are “taking from the body of Christ”. And in her song it’s Easter, so everyone is downstairs having a party.


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wendy
wrote on July 28 2008:

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Nerve’s pop culture blog, Scanner, added some of their own favorite masturbation songs:

10. The Vapors - Turning Japanese. The Vapors have milked this one for years-- both for their only chart hit and to keep the amusing rumor going, but this may not be about masturbation after all. Wikipedia says it’s actually a love song and that the masturbation thing came after interview requests started coming in. (Hint: “Turning Japanese” allegedly refers to a guy squinting hard when he jerks off.)

9. Britney Spears - The Touch of My Hand. She didn’t write it, so we can’t hate her for it. “Cause I just discovered/Imagination’s taken over/Another day without a lover/The more I come to understand the touch of my hand… I’m all in my skin and I’m not gonna wait/I’m into myself in a most precious way.”

8. Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself. How we missed this over the million times we’ve heard it, we’re not sure. (Maybe it’s because we’re usually having sex when it’s on?) “When there’s no-one else in sight/In the crowded lonely night/Well I wait so long/For my love vibration/And I’m dancing with myself.”

7. Ween - Mister Richard Smoker. We were also thinking “Picture of Lily” (the Who) and some other ones for this slot (yeah, Billy Joel’s “Captain Jack” would work, but may be a bit too creepy): “Mister Richard Smoker/you’re a chicken choker/tonight you’re gonna let it all hang out/pantyhose and aqua net”

6. Tori Amos - Icicle. We never thought men could masturbate to Tori Amos, but there’s something really hot about hearing her sing “And when my hand touches myself/I can finally rest my head/And when they take from his body/I think I’ll take from mine instead/Getting off, getting off while they’re all downstairs.”

5. Chuck Berry - My Ding A Ling. Won’t you play with it?

4. Elvis Costello - Pump It Up. Double meanings are great because they enable songs to bypass stuff censors who miss the joke. Case in point: this 1978 single, which is ostensibly about turning up the volume. Yeah, on your own getting off! “Pump it up when you don’t really need it/Pump it up until you can feel it/Down in the pleasure center/hell bent or heaven-sent...”

3. Violent Femmes - Blister In The Sun. Gordon Gano stained his sheets, which is so much less of an uncomfortable image than it has any right to be.

3. The Divinyls - I Touch Myself. Duh: “I don’t want anybody else/And when I think about you I touch myself.”

2. Prince - Darling Nikki. We’ll let The Frisky intro this one, since they did such a nice job:

This song and it’s racy lyrics is what prompted Tipper Gore to form the Parents Music Resource Center, which eventually led to the use of “Parental Advisory” stickers and imprints on album covers. The song was also dubbed ‘pornographic’ and ‘satanic’. Awesome!  “I knew a girl named Nikki/I guess u could say she was a sex fiend/I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine/She said how’d you like to waste some time/And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.”

1. Cyndi Lauper - She Bop. What, you didn’t know what a “she bop” is? From the “Self Service” sign in the video to lines like:

I see them every night in tight blue jeans -
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I’ve been thinking of a new sensation
I’m picking up - good vibration -
Oop - she bop

Do I wanna go out with a lion’s roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop - or I’ll go blind
Oop - she bop - she bop…


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Sean O
wrote on July 30 2008:

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And where is Green Day’s “All By Myself”?


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astrolad
wrote on July 30 2008:

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How about Green Day’s “Longview”?

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
Im so damn bored
Im going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Slipping away to paradise
Some say, quit or Ill go blind.
But its just a myth


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elmo
wrote on July 30 2008:

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The Who - Pictures of Lily

I used to wake up in the morning
I used to feel so bad
I got so sick of having sleepless nights
I went and told my dad

He said, “Son now here’s some little something”
And stuck them on my wall
And now my nights ain’t quite so lonely
In fact I, I don’t feel bad at all

Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems
Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright


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Steve Eddy
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Jackson Browne - Rosie
Rosie you’re all right - you wear my ring
When you hold me tight - Rosie that’s my thing
When you turn out the light - I’ve got to hand it to me
Looks like it’s me and you again tonight Rosie


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Jeremy
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Sebadoh’s Homemade

Sittin’ around with my homemade bone
I’m naked and loose when no one’s home
And I may let my fingers roam
Juicing free on my holy bone
Here I am, on my knees
Praying to the beast that stole the sex from me
I see something we should do
If you need one, then you need two
I won’t hold back, so why should you?
I won’t hold back, so why should you?
Here I am, on my knees
With nothing to blame but my curiosity
It got the best of me
There’s still pictures in my mind
I’ve been addicted all this time
Taught me everything I know
Tell me, girl, did it leave me cold?
Here I am, on my knees
With nothing to blame but my curiosity
The selfish child in me


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Kevin
wrote on July 30 2008:

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She don’t use Jelly.... Flaming Lips


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SS
wrote on July 30 2008:

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yeah, Pictures Of Lily is a pretty unforgivable omission. i like most of the songs here - and love a few of them - but none of these artists are as good as The Who and none of these songs are quite as awesome as Pictures Of Lily… well, maybe Dancing With Myself…


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Jeff
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Imaginary Lover...Atlanta Rythem Section

Am I THAT old?


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BoBabbyo
wrote on July 30 2008:

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“Imaginary Lover...Atlanta Rythem Section
Am I THAT old?”

That’s about ten years more recent than Pictures of Lily. . . . .


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JStone
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Um Billy Squire “the stroke” geez guys, did you make this list by just going on google and typing “songs about masterbation?”. Not alot of research going on here.


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bonzo
wrote on July 30 2008:

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The Captain and Tenneil:

“Hey little man I wanna shake your hand.” referring the the little man in the boat.


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Amelia
wrote on July 30 2008:

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@JStone Nope, I actually have a playlist on my iPod of songs about masturbation that I listen to when I am watching porn with the sound off. smile


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dirk stagger
wrote on July 30 2008:

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hmmmm… 7 out of ten are songs from the eighties.  as i recall playboy magazine declared one night stands were no longer “in” but were “out” in september of 1982 (hardly the news us freshmen were looking for at the time).  i guess that list really does reflect the zeitgeist of the era.


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urizon
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Mirror in the bathroom
please talk free
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a restaurant
that’s got glass tables
You can watch yourself
while you are eating.
Mirror in the bathroom
I just can’t stop it,
Every Saturday you see me
window shopping.
Find no interest in the
racks and shelves
Just a thousand reflections
of my own sweet self, self, self…
Mirror in the bathroom
You’re my mirror in the bathroom
You’re my mirror in the bathroom
You’re my mirror in the bathroom…
Mirror in the bathroom
recompense
For all my crimes
of self defense.
Cures you whisper
make no sense
Drift gently into
mental illness.
Mirror in the bathroom
please talk free
The door is locked
just you and me.
Can I take you to a restaurant
that’s got glass tables
You can watch yourself
while you are eating.
Mirror in the bathroom
Mirror in the bathroom…


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Mark
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Surprised nobody’s mentioned The Buzzcocks’ Orgasm Addict:

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it’s a habit that sticks.
and you’re an orgasm addict.
you’re an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
and you’re an orgasm addict.
you’re an orgasm addict.
you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.
and you’re an orgasm addict.
you’re an orgasm addict.

(lyrics from plyrics.com)

(And I’m pretty sure the “Mirror in the Bathroom” is about cocaine-induced paranoia, not masturbation).


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Runam
wrote on July 30 2008:

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The Pixies, The Holiday Song:

...
He took his sister from his head
And then painted her on the sheets
And then rolled her up in grass and trees
And they kissed ‘till they were dead

This ain’t no holiday
But it always turns out this way
Here I am, with my handa


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Runam
wrote on July 30 2008:

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...Here I am, with my hand

(Sorry for the typo)


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The Kid
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Darling Nicki is the best!!!!!!!!!


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Charlie
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Uh, have people forgotten about Captain Jack by Billy Joel?

(chorus)

Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push, and you’ll be smilin’

and so on…


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Nutbagg
wrote on July 30 2008:

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ARE YOU F’N KIDDIN’ ME!!!

A little more research is needed when discussing something as endearing as “Self Love”

Mr. Bungle - The Girls of Porn, is by far the best Masturbatory song EVER!!!

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It’s time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter’s tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It’s time to masturbate
I’ve got my Hustler and I don’t need nothin’ else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody’s home, I’m alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody’s home, I’m alone
Asia & John Holmes

We got gushin’ gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin’ cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who’ll eat your pee and poo
And guys who’d love to #### your shoe
There’s she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain’t got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what’s on the TV screen
But that’s okay with me

I was trained to #### you baby…


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Earl
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Semisonic - Get A Grip

Lonely boys and you lonely girls
Here at the end of the lonely world
You’re finding out
If there’s someone to cry about

Lonely girls and you lonely boys
Playing alone with your lonely toys
Well don’t be blue
If there’s no one to play with you

Get a grip on yourself you know you should
I got a grip on myself and it feels good
Get a grip on yourself take my advice
I got a grip on myself and it feels nice

When the lights come on and the party’s through
There are always a few with nobody to do
Well now don’t despair
You’ll eventually get there

And meanwhile all of you lonely ones
Here’s what to do while you wait for the sun
To rise above
The loneliest kind of love

Get a grip on yourself you know you should
I got a grip on myself and it feels good
Get a grip on yourself take my advice
I got a grip on myself and it feels nice

And it feels nice
And it feels nice [4x]

If you’re looking for someone to get a grip on you
First you gotta get a grip on yourself it’s true


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atlgirl
wrote on July 30 2008:

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And I always thought Billy Squier was talking about someone else stroking him. Just read this playlist: http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-top-10-songs-about-big-booties/

Know any self-love songs that combine the image of a big boot?


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Grant Barrett
wrote on July 30 2008:

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You forgot Crispin Glover’s “Auto-manipulator.” Lyrics here.


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Schizohedron
wrote on July 30 2008:

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No (self) love for XTC’s “Pink Thing”?


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e
wrote on July 30 2008:

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elvis costello was notorious for these… see “the beat"… “pump it up”


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Michelle
wrote on July 30 2008:

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I admit it: I clicked through on the link to this post just to make sure “She Bop” received its proper due. Nicely done. Carry on wink

“Hey, hey I won’t worry, and I won’t fret/Ain’t no law against it yet...”


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Steve
wrote on July 30 2008:

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What about Radiohead’s Thinking About You?

Been thinking about you
When there’s no rest
Should I still love you
Still see you in bed
When I’m playing with myself
And what do you care
When the other men are far, far better


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Dylan
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Captain Jack is not about masturbation, it’s a drug. The song does have the word “masturbate” in it, but the chorus that you quoted refers to a drug ("just a little push and you’ll be smiling” refers to the push of a syringe).

The lines that you’re thinking of about masturbation is:

“Your sister’s gone out / She’s on a date / And you just sit and home / and masturbate.”

It’s fun remembering when Billy Joel wrote good music.


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Seb
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Where is Epic by Faith No More?


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jchilders
wrote on July 30 2008:

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How in the hell did Tweet’s “Oops (Oh My)” get left off here?  Killer beat, though admittedly implausible premise of a girl not knowing until midway through that it’s herself that she’s touching…


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FapFapFap
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Schizohedron - get your mind out of the gutter! “Pink Thing” is about Andy Partridge’s baby!

Anytime you rise, I’m here,
And I’m crazy for you pink thing.
You make me want to laugh,
You make me want to cry,
When I stroke your head I feel a hundred heartbeats high,
Pink thing.

How could there possibly be any confusion about this??


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Nan
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Primus:
Winona loved her big brown beaver and she stroked it all the time


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stpdlst
wrote on July 30 2008:

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violent femmes song is not about masturbation...it’s about being on heroin.  do more research before making your lists.


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Kim
wrote on July 30 2008:

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Alanis Morissette, Hand in my Pocket.  Maybe that’s just me.


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Bobbito
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Hands on Experience & Hands on Experience Part II

Callouses on my hand, both left and right
Vaseline, magazine, and my lovin hand with a tight
slip, put my wood in a vice grip
And then Janet Jack-me with them fine ass lips
I spew goo in the form of Elmer’s Glue
Up in my mind, a pornography who’s who
Channel 35 receiver, dick reliever
Spank to the thought, of me shavin beavers
I’m Mr. Miyagi, wax on, wax off
I even jerked at dinner, on the tablecloth
Paper towel, napkins, tissues not the issue
I know you be fearin’ this, hands on experience


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Aoife
wrote on July 31 2008:

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There has to be a few Lord’s of Acid songs that refer to self exploration.  Just about every song of theirs has a reference to some kind of sexual action.

Yeah and seriously.  Green Day

i was alone
i was all by myself
no1 was loooooookkkkiiiiiinnnnnnnggg
i was thinkin of u
oh yeah did i mention i was all by myself
all by myself
all by myself
all by myself
i went to ur house but
no1 was there
i went in ur room
i was all by myself
u and me had such wonderful times
when I’m all by myself


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Tomek
wrote on July 31 2008:

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A Perfect Circle - “Thinking Of You”


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nabriton
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Well, this one went practically viral in Australia, coinciding with the launch of the iPod shuffle ads that featured it, so much so that I’m surprised it hasn’t been mentioned thus far:

Jerk It Out - The Caesars

“‘Cause it’s easy once you know how it’s done
You can’t stop now
It’s already begun
You feel it
Runnin’ through your bones
And you jerk it out”


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Bone
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Ivor Biggun - Winkers Song

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4vbZKyB8L68


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Craig
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Here’s a music list by someone who knows how to write well…


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thesharkguys
wrote on July 31 2008:

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If you’re gonna do a song list, put some effort into the actual writing! Example:

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Yanni
wrote on July 31 2008:

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@thesharkguys - if you’re going to self-promote, put a little less queasiness-inducing shamelessness into it!


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su
wrote on July 31 2008:

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I wholeheartedly agree with The Buzzcocks Orgasm Addict. And also miss Friggin’ In The Riggin’ by The Sex Pistols:

It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn’t fit to shovel ####
From one place to another

Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
There was #### all else to do

The first mate’s name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he’d play
On his #### organ

The first mate’s name was Cooper
By Christ, he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor

Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
There was #### all else to do

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a #### nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper

Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
There was #### all else to do

The Captain’s wife was Mabel
To #### she was not able
So the dirty ####, they nailed her tits
Across the whole table

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found her sexual quarters

Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
Friggin’ in the riggin’
There was #### all else to do


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Randy Johnson
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Pictures of Lilly by The Who (1967?). One of the first and best--back then it took some real guts to write about masturbation.


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wjc
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Toolmaster of Brainerd, by a Mpls band called Trip Shakespeare, from the late ‘80s - a simple career change? or perhaps the greatest song about a masturbation stroke ever?

He held a job at the Buckeye Creamery
Toolmaster of Brainerd
He had a way with the old machinery
Toolmaster of Brainerd
But on the day when the shutdown came
All his old girlfriends looked the same
He rumbled down for a change of scenery
Hello, Toolmaster of Brainerd

Inside his case was a Gibson Disaster
Toolmaster of Brainerd
He played guitar like a master but faster
Toolmaster of Brainerd
He came to town on a charter bus
Too young and sweet to be hustling us
He played guitar like a natural disaster
Play on, Toolmaster of Brainerd

A letter came from the Buckeye Creamery
It said, “Mr. Master of Brainerd
We’re going to start up the old machinery
Mr. Master of Brainerd”
Then all this old girlfriends lined up in the sky
And told him to kiss the Twin Towns goodbye
He rumbled up north for a change of scenery
Goodbye, Toolmaster of Brainerd


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Zhang Guotao
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Martin Mull’s song “I’m going to hate myself in the morning if I have to love myself tonight”


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Master ...
wrote on July 31 2008:

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ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DREAM
Everly Brothers - 1958 - It’s a classic

“...Dream, dream, dream, dream
Dream, dream, dream, dream
When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Dream, dream, dream, dream
When I feel blue in the night
And I need you to hold me tight
Whenever I want you, all I have to do is
Dream

I can make you mine, taste your lips of wine
Anytime night or day
Only trouble is, gee whiz
I’m dreamin’ my life away...”

..heheheheheheheh


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Rey
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Barenaked Ladies’ “Wizard of Magicland” is a good one:

They say you’ll never love another
‘Til you love yourself,
Well, brother I’m in love with everyone I see.
It’s only me.

You could say I’ve tried every thing
I’d save on the wedding ring
Who knows me half as well as me?
I’m the me in monogamy
I’m not asking a lot of me
I give me R-E-S-P-E-C-T.


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d
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Ween’s wavin’ my dick in the wind


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T
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Britney Spears made it but Guster didn’t?! Barrel of a Gun is totally about whackin’ off!


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BoBabbyo
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Of course we all know at least a dozen songs about masturbation, and anyone can google thousands more at various levels of obscurity.

The point is that “The Nine” are well-known pop songs by well-known artists. Many were on MTV or the equivalent, and they got significant commercial airplay.

If we were compiling the top nine sex scenes in mainstream cinema, it wouldn’t really enrich the discussion to mention highlights from Anal Debutantes 24.


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John
wrote on July 31 2008:

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Relax
Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don’t do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Relax don’t do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don’t do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I’m coming
I’m coming-yeah


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emily
wrote on July 31 2008:

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“take from his body” in the tori amos is a reference to religion i think catholicism right? where they eat the wafer and it is supposed to symbolize the flesh of Christ.  not so much a funeral downstairs for her boyfriend. thats sick dude cmon.


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Augie De Blieck Jr.
wrote on July 31 2008:

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