Today In Porn: “CoctoMom” & “Twilight Of Virginity” Coming Soon
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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8:00AM, Monday May 18th 2009
We should’ve known it was coming. In the same vein as “Nailin’ Paylin,” a porn spoof based on Nadya Suleman, the woman who birthed octuplets now known as “OctoMom,” is about to hit an adult video store near you. Naturally, the title came easily. “CoctoMom” will spoof the baby-obsessed mom’s need for sperm donors. I, for one, am frightened.
Likewise, the “Twilight” franchise is getting its own XXX movie in the form of “Twilight of Virginity,” which, I guess, is about vampires sucking blood and popping cherries. Which of these two do you think will be the most successful? [Examiner]
- Today’s Lady News: Jaycee Dugard’s Family Speaks Out Against Proposed Porn
- Girl Talk: Guys, Keep Your Porno Fantasies To Yourself
- Jenna Jameson Made It Possible For Female Porn Performers To Say “I’m Not Gonna Do It In The Back”
- Celebrities Who Look Way Older Than They Are (Starpulse)
- Nicole Richie is Hospitalized! (Us Weekly)
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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on May 18 2009 @ 08:12 am: [report]
The “This Aint’ (Insert pop culture reference here) xxx” series is quite good. Star Trek just came (Pun!) out with Sasha Grey playing a sexy Vulcan.
kellieann
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 08:56 pm: [report]
Nadya must be so proud! Did she make money off this? The media should really leave her alone! We all know she’s crazy.
As for the Twilight porn…where can I get that??!