Tila Tequila, bisexual star of the MTV shows, “A Shot At Love” I and II, has just written a one-night-stand, er, dating advice book set to come out in December. This is breaking news, people: Tila, who is even dumb by MySpace standards, is literate!  Well, at least she claims she speaks the international language of love. After soliciting “fans” for their romance questions, she’s authored what she considers a tome on relationships entitled, “Hooking Up With Tila Tequila.” We wonder if her book will be opened as much as her legs have been?

Alas, her slut mission statement, doesn’t really sound like advice her reality television persona has followed. While Tila has made a career for herself sucking on any D and V she can, the star claims, “Here’s the best secret weapon I can give you: Hold off on having sex. Give him a little taste, but not too much...Keep him drooling.” And when the big day finally arrives, she suggests, “Get crazy! **** like a porno star!”

Really, is that what Tila does?  I bet her countless former flings, including Benji Madden, Jared Leto, Courtenay Semel, Brody Jenner, and now The Mac Guy, would tell a different tale of getting her tail. But apparently Tila, the flower, is turning over a new leaf and following her true dreams.  She told an interviewer:

“I wanna do meaningful stuff. After a while you reach your goals and then what? You just prance around like Paris Hilton all day long and feel like you have to find the next scandal to stay big. This lifestyle is fun and I worked hard for it, but I think in the long run, it’s a lot. I just wanna be in love for the rest of my life and move to an island and have kids.”

Puke! Leave to MySpace model Tila to manage to find yet another way to make herself look truly sad.

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