Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: What Would You Do With A Vag For A Day?

Roscoe
wrote on September 2 2008 @ 01:14 pm: [report]

This would be my one-and-only chance, right?

So presuming I had the experience as a really hot chick, I’d give every imaginative combination of sex a shot with all possible combinations of attractive members of my species.  And yes, I’d absolutely swallow it.  

Don’t think I’d have sex with any animals.  Well, ponies maybe.  Girls like ponies.

As for any imagination beyond humping my sweet new feminine brains out, given the time constraints, the temporary nature of the experience, and the implied lack of any consequences for my slutty behavior, what else is a newly minted, temporary girl to do??

Well, maybe there’s shopping and complaining. . . .

But I’d be there for too short a time to put into practice any of the real responsibilities women have in the world, so I might as well follow Cindy’s advice:  “Girls just want to have fun.”

lilo
wrote on September 2 2008 @ 01:20 pm: [report]

Unlike us girls and the “d for a day” scenario, my male friends tell me they have NEVER thought about this. They tend to like what they have. Is there anything men covet about being a woman? I’m curious!

oogabooga
wrote on September 2 2008 @ 01:22 pm: [report]

I don’t understand why the Experienced Guy would want his girlfriend to give him oral sex. She’s a girl, she wouldn’t really know what she’s doing, unless she’s experimented before. At least find a guy who knows what he’s doing to go down on you!

Roscoe
wrote on September 2 2008 @ 01:55 pm: [report]

Actually lilo, I believe in throwing myself into every experience.  I’d plan my 24-hour gender-bender vagina vacation carefully with a woman guide, someone who could help me include hot fashions, positively sacrificial high heels, and such girl pampering experiences as manicures, pedicures, massages, hair styling, and facials—all in preparation for finishing up with at least 12 hours of mind-blowing, high-energy sex.

Billy!
wrote on September 2 2008 @ 08:14 pm: [report]

I’d get it waxed I guess.  Women always complain about how bad that feels.  And I’d want to get punched in it once, just to see what getting punched in the crotch is like without a dick (can you get a fat labia?).  Some other things I’d try to do: carry things like rocks or sand, get my clit pierced, have my period all over the place, and put lipstick on it and make it mouth dirty words like “vagina” and “pussy.”  I’d also try to pee outside to see what that’s all about.  At the end I’d get it all stitched up and run around showing it to old people.

Ash
wrote on September 3 2008 @ 01:06 pm: [report]

@Billy:
That sounds kinda awesome lol

Red
wrote on September 3 2008 @ 02:21 pm: [report]

@Billy
Woah… Sand and rocks in the vagina are NOT a good idea. Unless your into pain. (which it kinda seems like with th punching, piercing, and stitching. and in that case go for it!)

par3
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 08:11 am: [report]

oogabooga… im no lesbian but girls know how to please girls better than dudes.

haleigh
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 08:33 am: [report]

i think thatyou should ask a guy that if he likes you only for sex then he dont realy love you

Vagtastic
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 09:18 am: [report]

I would definitely go around to guys and jerk them until they are right about to go and then just stop and leave the room just because I’m a #&@$%

Mack
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 11:22 am: [report]

Having a vag doesn’t seem all that appealing.  I don’t think there’s quite the allure that having a dong does.  Doing naked jumping jacks with a vagina doesn’t seem quite as amusing as with a penis.  Sex seems like the only applicable reason to experience a vagina other than strictly utilitarian ones like smuggling contraband across borders. 

Boobs, on the other hand, are a completely different situation.  A nice set of C’s or D’s would make motorboating fun.  Bra shopping would be a neat experience too.  I’d like to know what the deal is there.  I’d also like to slapping them into things or trying crushing cans or something.

Mack
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 11:35 am: [report]

Also, I’d go to the bathroom with a gaggle of girls to see what the proper etiquette is in that situation.

tommy boy
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 12:53 pm: [report]

you can keep your vag. I’ll keep borrowing others thanks. I wouldn’t to make less money that day.

tommy boy
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 12:54 pm: [report]

oops, i meant I would not like to make less money that day. typing with 9 fingers sucks

HelioFingers
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 01:54 pm: [report]

You guys are forgetting MULTIPLE ORGASMS.  I’d literally try and orgasm for a day straight.  That and scootch around like a dog and see how it feels.  which may play a part in the whole “orgasm for a day” thing if I actually have to go somewhere like get the mail.

The Perv
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 02:35 pm: [report]

I’d totally hit up the nearest lesbian hangout and open up the all you can eat buffet.

Lipstick lesbians of course.

Other
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 03:20 pm: [report]

I’d find a sybian and a very sound-proof room. Yeah.

Channy
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 03:53 pm: [report]

Ohhh baby!! A vagina for a day would be fantastic! I’d jam all kinds of stuff in there, for medical research of course. Heck, I’d also try shooting stuff out of it. Then, I’d test my control by cramming a marker up there and practice signing checks..and all this for science. Then again, with my luck, I’d end up with a crampy ‘menstral’ vagina and would spend my day all bitchy and grumpy.

Smithy
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 08:47 pm: [report]

Hmmm.  I think I’d explore the true purpose of a vagina, rather than going all slutty. I’d dress up in something to drive the guys nuts, and then use that power as far as it would take me.  Could I convince some guy to go buy me tampons in the hopes that he would one day see where they go?

The vagina is not a source of sexual fulfillment, that’s the clitoris.  The vagina is about wielding unimaginable power over others and savoring every juicy drop of power-lust.

Now that I think about it . . . I want one, and a set of boobs.  Imagine it:  god-like power over the man of your choice and all the while you get to claim the status of the repressed gender.

Zidane
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 08:51 pm: [report]

Whoa, dude.  A love-pita for a day?  I think I’d drive my car 100mph and act like I was drunk, knowing that I had a get-out-of-jail free card between my thighs.

Mack-Dog
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 08:54 pm: [report]

Easy answer.  I’d find the first decent looking dude and let him do me in the backdoor.  I’d be curious to know if chicks have a real reason for not wanting it in the butt, or if my suspicions are correct and it’s just some female hangup.

I mean hell, I push something that big out my starfish every morning and you don’t hear me screaming “Nooooo it will hurt!!!”

SparkyTinman
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 08:59 pm: [report]

Forget the sex answer, that’s too easy and doesn’t discover anything important.  I’d go to a spa and have a seven hour binge of pedicure, manicure, mudbath skin soak, facial (not the kind you’re thinking about you pervs), and the full-body light touch massage. 

I want to know what in the hell that #&@$% is all about.  Is it really worth $250 when you earn like $300 a week working at the Gap?

gopherhole
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 09:01 pm: [report]

I can sum it up in two letters:  DP

ArchyMcNally
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 09:06 pm: [report]

In an ideal world, this day would happen on the same day that my girlfriend gets her “penis for a day” wish.  Then we could either learn a hell of a lot about what each other likes, or annoy the living daylights out of each other with the stuff we don’t like.

My hope would be that the following day, when we returned to normal, we would be the most perfectly matched sex partners in the history of mankind.

My fear is that we would actually just use the time to revenge old wounds.

Gaston
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 09:12 pm: [report]

At my age (62), having a vagina would mean I was stark raving insane and unafraid to unleash a lifetime of pent up venom on anyone in my path.

Here’s a good one:  what’s the most superfluous idea ever created?  Answer:  Assertiveness training for middle-aged women.

A 62 year old person with a vagina?  No thanks.  I’d probably spend the entire day at Walgreens arguing with the cashier about expired coupons.

Chucklebutt
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 09:13 pm: [report]

If I had a vagina for a day the first thing I would do is play with it, stick my fingers inside and feel how sensitive my lips, canal and clit were. Then I would play with a dildo, then a vibrator to feel the difference, then a banana, then a cucumber. Then I would use my favorite to give myself my first orgasm of the day. 

Then I would make myself some breakfast and watch the View to see if it makes me want to vomit as much as it does when I have a cock. If I can keep my breakfast down, I’ll put on some satin Victoria Secret panties and wear a miniskirt to feel the air caress my upper thighs and ass as I walk along.

Next I would take a ride on a motorcycle to see if it really does make me feel all tingly down there. I would drive to the horse farm for my one hour horseback riding class to see why girls like horses so much. Does it really feel like a giant cock on legs? After that, I would probably grab the cutest stablehand and drag him back into the barn and #&@$% his lights out.

I would then go home to rest my vajayjay for the night’s fun. I would have a piece of lettuce for lunch, then watch Martha Stewart followed by an episode of Oprah or Ellen or both. After those three I might have a good cry, just because it’s a GOOD cry.

I would then go downtown and mercilessly flirt with every cute guy I saw. If construction workers yelled out cat calls, I would lift my skirt and flash them my panties. And any guy with enough nerve to hit on my I would totally say yes to, just to blow his mind and make his day. I might even #&@$% him if I could find a secluded place nearby.

Next I would get a brazilian just to know what the hell women go through. Then needing some soothing attention, after much explaining, I would go to my girlfriend and have her lick and kiss my pussy to make it feel better.

Then I would really whore it up. Wanting to feel an assortment of cock sizes I would probably head right to a sex club where I could quickly meet a variety of men with little effort. The first guy who wanted to #&@$% me would have to give me oral sex, mostly so I could compare the difference in technique between men and women. ANd assuming I wouldn’t be satisfied, I would then #&@$% him. I would love to know if girls can really feel when a man shoots his load inside them.

Then I would probably #&@$% five or six of assorted cock sizes just to feel whether big cocks really do feel better than small ones, or whether they hurt like hell. During this episode, I would ask two guys to double team me, so I could blow one guy as another was #&@$% me. Then to really get the full experience, I would go for a double penetration. Around this time, I would expect to have cum enough times to be tired enough to go home. And really how much punishment can a vagina take in one day? I would shower, then crawl into bed, and go to sleep with the movie Fried Green Tomatoes playing on my TV.

jameymint
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 09:26 pm: [report]

oh, oh, oh.  Can I fit all this into a single day?

I’d meet some guy.  Get him to fall madly in love with me.  Then scream and shout at him like he was a naughty 5yr old.  Crash his car while partying drunk with some other guy.  Make him bail me out of jail, while telling him it was all his fault.  Then I’d leave him and steal a bunch of his stuff, making sure to destroy a bunch of things he really treasured.  Then I’d go sit with my girlfriends and talk about how immature he was.

BlistersGalore
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 09:31 pm: [report]

A vagina?  Like a real working vagina suddenly appeared on my normal male body for one day and nothing else changed?

I’d call in sick to work, lock all the doors and hide until it was over.

KlingonSupreme
wrote on September 4 2008 @ 09:36 pm: [report]

Yeah, I was wondering that.  Do I get the vag for a day but also have my schlong?  Like a hermaphrodite?  If so, I’d run (not walk) to the airport to grab the next plane to LA.  Then I’d find the nearest porn producer and show him what I had.

I might end up sore and infected with terrible diseases, but I’d make about $80,000 that day.

mikey
wrote on September 5 2008 @ 02:55 pm: [report]

Amelia,

If you really wanted to get guys to experience what having a vajayjay is like, or really, what what the experience of being a woman is, wouldn’t you have to spread the time period over a whole month? A major monthly experience would be going through all the changes that you women go through in your cycles. I’m sure we men would be much more understanding of what you go through if we went through it at least once… What do you think?

Amelia
wrote on September 5 2008 @ 03:02 pm: [report]

@mikey That is an excellent idea. But to stay with the day theme—“What would you do with a vagina for a day on the second day of your period?”

mikey
wrote on September 5 2008 @ 03:43 pm: [report]

Very good question, one I’ve never really thought about before, I must admit…

First of all, I’d probably still be trying to get the hang of using a tampon or a sanitary napkin and also rueing the blood-stained panties from the first day of my period…

Secondly, if I understand things correctly, you generally get a little bit horny during your periods (please correct me if I’m wrong) so I’d probably be trying to get some kind of sex action going. That always seems a bit tricky at that time of month though.

Thirdly, wondering why or how I got into this situation in the first place and how I could get back to being a guy.

ArchyMcNally
wrote on September 5 2008 @ 09:00 pm: [report]

Well that changes the whole outlook a bit.  To be honest, I hadn’t thought about that particular time of the cycle.

It brings up an interesting point.  Men don’t think much about that whole ‘cycle’ thing because we don’t really have a built in calendar like women do.  Nothing in our body does cyclical things to pace our lives.  Somehow it sounds appealing.  On the other hand, I can’t find a way to be envious of that entire ordeal every month.

So, there’s a good question for guys.  What would you do if once a month your body went through a hormone challenge accompanied by messy situations in your most personal areas, and required the public purchase of embarrassing personal hygiene products?

How do you girls deal with that?  How on earth would us guys deal with it given that we can barely remember the girlfriend’s birthday, let alone where we stand in a 28-day cycle?

johnson
wrote on September 5 2008 @ 09:23 pm: [report]

i’d never leave home

ClatieK
wrote on September 5 2008 @ 11:48 pm: [report]

How did so many misogynists end up on this site?? Damn. We’re all just people.

And maybe the bitter men would have better experiences with women if they had any idea how the vagina works.

Ryan
wrote on September 9 2008 @ 05:20 am: [report]

DVDA

Sue
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 11:59 am: [report]

Billy your a freak dude. That is so grose. we girls have to clean and duche after our period and after sex. or masterbation. A know nothing dumbass like you would quickly get a yeast infection. Dumbass.

A vagina is not some weirdo storage unit thank you very much. Idiot. and no you dont go have sex with animals.

But you could insert a dildo or vibrator and go ride a horse and you’d be bouncing up and down with this vibrator in you moving around and vibrating while bouncing up and down on the moving horse.

Even though I admit that sounds sick. It also kind of sounds hot but only if the horse was fake and made of plastic. It would just serve the purpose of having a toy to play with.

It’d would only be grose if the horse was real. :D

Sue
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 12:08 pm: [report]

Damn. Chucklebutt your like a sexs maniac meets kinky little freak but intensified by like 100 times. and lets say you were a woman. HA or had a vagina for a day you wouldnt be nearly as horny as you are being a guy.

I mean someone has to say no or we’d be overpopulated as a race of people.

But I did like all of your idea’s they were all really hot. I myself have actually wondered about how double penetration would feel. but you’d have to really be into sexual disapline and sexual mascoism to actually enjoy that or naughty spankings during sex.

Sue
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 12:26 pm: [report]

HA HA. yeah so this is why men and women can not exchange genitals. To none of this stupidness happens.

Women learn how to deal with our cramping and periods from our mothers or aunts. The same women we grow up with that teach us about, sex, puperty and how to use a pad or tampon.

we grow up learning how to deal with our genitalia issues. Just like men grow up having to deal with embarrasing inpublic hard ons or having to many erections.

That might explain why one guy told me he was fertile.
and also wanted to get my pregnant while staring at my boobs and gently knudging my knee and legs. poor guy we cant even touch knee’s without him getting really turned on. for some reason.

and that also explains why this other guy said he wanted to inseminate me. And I wasnt even attracted to him. YUCK. why not just because men are very horny but because they produce millions of sperm cells every day.

I know this because I read up on men’s sexual health from a scientific point of view about puberty and what its like for you poor guys.

Sue
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 12:30 pm: [report]

Hey mikey! how old are you dude. you sound way more mature and understanding them most of the men on this questionare site.

I have to say its nice to hear everyone’s true thoughts and opions on this subject.

Honestly and the other quiz the penis for a day one. All those entries from so many other guys. its like We got a preview of what its like to be a guy from a guy’s point of view.

I think the only grose thing is. Is I’ve known one guy friend thats said he Did his mother to help her concieve his younger brother. I guess because the dad had erectile disfunction or something.

Why in the world they didnt just adopt rather than turning to insecting is beyond me.

Sue
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 12:39 pm: [report]

and yes mikey we do get abnormally horny during our cycle.

Strangely enough but were also overly emotional basket cases. Like seriously. I went from happy to horny to mad to normal to crying one night on my period for no real reason.

I was an emotional wreck just because of how crazed and hormal and emotional women are on there menstral cycle. Im not sure what causes it but its some kind of hormonal imbalance the week of your cycle.

Seriously. I was happy and then for some reason I just suddenly got horny and I took this breath mint. Stuck it on the tip of my tongue and then slowly rolled it back into my mouth and didnt even realize that I was being sexy. and then all the guys in class Blushed profussly and I didnt even realize why.

Until afterwards. what could I say I was in the mood?

mikey
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 02:08 pm: [report]

Well, Sue, so many questions and other things to comment on! Where should I start?

You say you get abnormally horny during your cycle. Is that just when you’re having your period or are you talking about the whole month? If I understand things correctly, you get horny around the time you start ovulating and then during your period too. I’m sure there are other times too… Care to fill me in?

Personally, and coming from s.o. who’s used to daily does of testosterone, I think it would be hard to live through such a wide range of emtions in such a short period of time. One thing about testosterone is that it’s single purpose: sex. No tears, no madness, a bit boring you might say but it is stable!

I agree that if changing genitalia were possible, it would raise all sorts of problems. Our very identities are so tied up w/ whether we’re male or female. It’s the first difference we make, or is made for us. If you had a dick for a day, would you be able to keep everything you’ve learnt as a woman, for ex.?

Nice “chatting” w/ ya, Sue. Looking forward to your comments.

Sue
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 02:34 pm: [report]

Awwwl. thanx. wow your so kind and understanding.
And we do get abnormally horny the week before and during our period.

I think its because the natural animal instinct. Our bodies want to reproduce and there’s such an emotional and physical release and love and enjoyment that comes from sex.

so I think some how our bodies just go in heat for a sort period of time for that one purpose I think.

I mean sure women, especially me think about sex and certain guys we want to sleep with but not nearly as much as you guys do. and first you have to get to us emotionally and turn on our hearts and then we get turned on physically.

Especially if the guy is very sweet or sensitive to our needs or feelings as a woman. and being loving and supportive are also bonuses.

and yes its just the week before and during our period not all month. OMGish no. I couldn’t handle that emotional rollar coaster and madness all month.

No way. and what do you mean by s.o.?? Your girlfriend must be really lucky to have such a sweet and mature, understanding bf like you.

thats sweet. I cant imagine what weird kind of illness or disorder would make her vajay taste like metal??

and also I had no idea men actually enjoyed the taste of a woman’s vajay. hmmmm who knew.

I guess that explains why I’ve gotten so many offers to be tasted or eaten out. But it does raise one question. This one guy back oh almost 2 years ago.

we were doing stuff and he asked me if I had ever been eaten out before and I said no. and He moaned and almost screamed in pleasure and then continued to beg me to let him taste me. and he just begged for it.

its being modest, innocent and pure really a turn on??
and if I had done said thing before him at an earlier age would he of seen me as a slut or used goods??

well I’ll fill you in all you like if you fill me in on how you said the possibilities are endless below the belt. Care to explain in full detail.

Um those are the only to times a month I notice that Im horny but. I have caught myself checking out this one really tall thin gorgouse hotty in my class. and there was one time he wore this yellow shirt with no undershirt on underneath. and I got so hot and so turned on because I could see his nice firm thing pecks and chest and abs right through his shirt.

and I even said OOOOOOHHHH! and then I started fidgetting and had to look away because uhhh he’s so hot and still is. Honestly I’ve never wanted to trade genitalia or have a dick for a day but I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be a guy for a day or to be in a guy’s body.

The only real torture I can think of is. If you are or currently live by the rules of not being allowed to have sex or do anything sexual until married.

Now that must be hard for single guys who do live by those rules. I myself live by those rules. I havent always but I have for the past 8 years and I have to tell you sometimes I cant even stand near that one sweet, tall, gorgouse, hottie.

In my class without getting turned on. so typically Im turned on when Im around or near him. or like after we’ve spent the day or even just a few hours together. Im sometimes typically turned on after we’ve interacted. like that night after I’ve seen him.

I either fantasize about him or suddenly want him. and all the lust and desire builds up eventually and we’ve almost sweetly and descretly almost have touched each other or almost have gone to far a few times in person, around other people.

and he’s so sweet. I know one day he’ll make a great lover because, He always says and tells me what he wants to do to me or how he wants to please or pleasure me.

He never says what he wants me to do to him. I even told him that and he just blushed harder than I’ve ever seen him blush. It was so cute and sweet. too see how bashful and secretive he is. and how submissive and how subserviant and how aware and in touch he is with how I feel and everything I want.

that is how you’d know a guy would be good in bed.
So mikey any other questions you have.

I really like talking to you to. Your so mature and so considerate of my comments and thoughts. your not immature or giggling while writing me back and I appreciate that and your honesty and perspective. :D

Sue
wrote on September 11 2008 @ 02:45 pm: [report]

Ok MACK well thanks to you. I finally understand why they call some guys numb nuts.

In response to your comment. Boobs, on the other hand, are a completely different situation.  A nice set of C’s or D’s would make motorboating fun.  Bra shopping would be a neat experience too.  I’d like to know what the deal is there.  I’d also like to slapping them into things or trying crushing cans or something.

well personally bra shopping is not easy Oh no no no.
it has to fit just right. It has to lift and support your boobs just right. and it has to be comfortable. But honestly they always make most of the new bra’s all pretty and frilly and girly which I personally dont care for.

and alot of times I wear well a much bigger size than the average girl. Im a 44D and used to be a 42DD.

And I have to tell you. Its not easy but I wear it well. alot of times stores dont have my size of bra. or they dont have one in my size thats in an underwire bra thats way more supportive than most regular bra’s.

and then you realize you cant wear a white bra with a white shirt because everyone will see your bra show right through your shirt.

So then you have to wear a nude colored bra underneath a white shirt. Unless you wear dark colored shirts then you can wear whatever color bra you want with it.

Boobs are very tricky. Sometimes they’ll be really tender or sensitive for no real reason sometimes. and but its similar to wearing brief’s sometimes you just dont feel like having them binned up or strapped up anymore. and you just want to take the bra or underwear off.

Sometimes. and it would hurt alot to crush a beer can or smash your boobs into something hard. that was just a very stupid comment. Its like some girl that said she’d want to be kicked in the balls. Cant be comfortable.

mack can you imagine getting circumsized. Yeah it would be about as comfortable as that would or getting kicked in that area. IDIOT.

Im sorry but you should really grow up if you want to post comments about women here.

Sue
wrote on September 13 2008 @ 07:04 pm: [report]

But mikey. I dont want to have a dick for a day. I like my lady parts. But the multiple orgasiums that would explain when I masterbate why it just feels so incredibly good like so good its hard to stop and it still feels really good even after Im done. and it even feels good to pee and rinse it off with warm water right after you get yourself off. Not sure why.

Strange huh? I like being a girl and I dont want to be a guy but. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be an actual guy for a day just to trade bodies with one of my guy friends I guess.

Tom
wrote on September 23 2008 @ 07:34 pm: [report]

I’d LOVE to try out a vagina. I’d totally masturbate a lot. I always thought masturbation must be better for women.

chris
wrote on September 23 2008 @ 08:13 pm: [report]

look, vagina is the ultimate power and we’d like to yield it…I’d go get laid  

chucklebutt
wrote on September 23 2008 @ 10:10 pm: [report]

Sue,

Are you still floating around this board?

Chucklebutt

rich
wrote on September 24 2008 @ 05:37 am: [report]

this is a fantasy that is just too hot.  I have often fantasized about having a vagina and I have sometimes done the “mangina” thing in front of the mirror. I’ve tried inserting things into my ass (including another man’s penis) and that’s pleasurable, but I truly would love to experience having a vagina.  I’m not about to have surgery, though!  Oh, I guess I should say I’m bisexual.

jake
wrote on September 24 2008 @ 08:51 am: [report]

I have often thought about not just having a vagina for a day, but how it would feel to have multiple orgasms as my wife enjoys.  I would also like to know what it feels like to have a dick inside of me.  It would really be neat to be able to swap with my wife to show her exactly what feels good to me as a man, and to find out what feels good to her as a woman.  Unfortunately, we will never get that chance.

Sue
wrote on September 25 2008 @ 01:17 pm: [report]

HA HA. yeah chuklebutt Im still here.
Im just finally not the only one posting stuff on here. And yes I think masturbation is better for women. It just feels so good we cant stop. and I dont like to get started because I typically cant stop. i guess because of the multiable orgasms. Its pleasure like you cant believe. Unless the guy isnt good in bed. Then that kind of kills it.

Chucklebutt
wrote on September 26 2008 @ 02:35 pm: [report]

Sue,

Since you liked my ideas I was going to say, we should communicate outside this venue, but then I saw you’re saving yourself for marriage and I"m saving myself for nothing. LOL.

mike
wrote on September 26 2008 @ 06:51 pm: [report]

It would be good day

Sue
wrote on September 26 2008 @ 11:28 pm: [report]

Um Well thank you CB. Well technically I dont think I ever said I was saving my self for marriage. I’ve had sex before and I’ve messed around plenty of times in the past. Are you kidding me. I’ve only been selebant for the past 8 years actually.

But No I wouldn’t sleep with anyone I just meet or whatever Sorry. I was mostly just exchanging idea’s not looking for a cat call. I dont do that. But what you said about me being pure.

Are you disapointed or impressed about that statement. I mean be honest. I want to know what men really think about that.

And is it true men prefer a good woman or no? Or Do you guys want/need sex so bad you’ll date or marry a girl that puts out?? And do you guys really lose respect for a girl that will sleep with you?

Chucklebutt
wrote on September 27 2008 @ 08:09 am: [report]

Sue,

Sex is too important to me to get involved with someone who won’t have sex before marriage. I want someone who knows they like sex. I won’t go to a lawyer, doctor or investment advisor right out of school. I want someone with experience. The lawyer right out of school is likely to lose my case. The doctor right out of school may misdiagnose me and the investment advisor will put me into poor investments. The same with sex. I don’t want to find out until after I’m married that we’re not sexually compatible. Then we’re stuck.

This isn’t the 1940s. Any man that won’t respect a woman unless she’s a virgin until married is either a misogynist or religious fundamentalist, or both.

Joe
wrote on September 27 2008 @ 03:22 pm: [report]

I wanna plug Sue in the ass then titty #&@$% her and cum on her 44DD’s oohhhhhh yeeaahhhhh

Sue.
wrote on September 29 2008 @ 10:26 pm: [report]

Oh geeesh louise. ChuckleButt I didnt ask you for that you said you wanted me. Not the other way around.

Listen to me. I am very experienced and very good at sex. I just dont mess around any more. I used to alot actually. Im no saint. And my previous point was.

You guys that are here talking about swapping genitals and sex. Would die if you had to live up to the rule of no sex before marriage. None of you could handle that.

Im not a virgin. I never claimed to be. But Im sure as hell not a whore or damaged goods either. Most of my girlfriends arent virgins either. But I respect women that are and that could wait. Honestly I wish I had. I mean we’ve all done stuff in the past we wish we wouldn’t of done.

But I’ve always had a natural ability and very high talent for sex. I’ve had some sexual fantasies that made even grown men blush and get hot for me. And that was just me getting said thoughts and feelings out of my system.

And see Joe proves my point MIKE. men everywhere Especially the ones I’ve meet love big boobs. In fact I’ve had about 10 or 12 married men check me out. Due to the boobs and butt factor alone. But Mike is right everyone’s different.

I personally prefer legs and abs. of course Im a woman but still. And thank you joe. For being so hot for me.

Um I dont really know what to say back to that. Um got a picture. HA HA. Amateur. I bet I can Top his sexual fantasies. Anyday.

PLEASE. Oh and one last question. Do men really cock-block. And If so how can you know if and when there doing this? is it just basic jealousy or more than that.

Sue.

Twisted Sister
wrote on October 2 2008 @ 02:04 am: [report]

I always heard girls say cucumbers are better than men, they don’t complain, ask am I the first, and don’t care what time of the month it is, also they stay firm and you can choose what size you want before taking them home. So I would have a bit of fun with a cute cuke.

Then maybe I might lie back and smear peanut butter on my beaver and call my dog in to lick it clean..

OK so thats a little twisted.

I think I would go and find a few 19 year old boys and have hard sex for a minute and then get a 25 year old and enjoy it for a few hours.

After that well maybe I would get some gal to go down on me for while and try it out with the boys too watching.

After all that is said and done. I would have a nice douce, put on my little party dress and go to the bar and see just how many drinks I can work out of the boys while I girate on the dance floor. Maybe I might find one boy to do me in the bathroom stall…..

I would then go home, lie on my bed and watch my lovely shaved Vjay in the mirror as I slowly play with my clit and tweek my nipples while thinking of what a bad, bad girl I have been.

In the morning I would wake up with my usual stiffy and think what just happened!!!

stillinlove
wrote on December 17 2008 @ 09:13 am: [report]

One of the greatest mysteries of life is what does my lover feel like when I am pleasuring her? having a vagina for a day would be a wonderful gift to learn what it was like to be a woman, to know what she feels, and then to be the best lover she could possibly have when my penis returned. The perfect day would be if she had a penis for the same day, and we could know each other as no couple does. If only I had the transformation, I would have to find a sensitive man to help me explore my womanhood. When I became a man again, I could be happy knowing I can give her what she needs, but then again, the mystery would be gone. Would we lose more than we gain? Viva la difference, viva la mystere.