Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: Are Your Friends In Your Spank Bank?
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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11:00AM, Wednesday March 18th 2009
Last night I had the pleasure of guesting on Cosmo Radio on Sirius. One of things we discussed (in addition to the Hottest Guys With Irish Blood and Paul Rudd) was the public’s obsession with the ins and outs of celebrity sex lives. How weird it must be for, say, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, to know that thousands/millions of people actually think about them DOING IT? But Brian, Cosmo Radio’s resident male, clued us in on something startling. There are people—men, specifically—who think about US having sex. How we do it, what we look like when we’re doing it, and what it might be like to be the one doing it to us. In fact, he promised, we could count on the fact that at least five of our guy friends thought about us while they were jerking off. Say what? My guy friends, aka the Guys On Our IM, have potentially included me in their spank bank? I was honored, not disgusted by the notion, and therefore had to confirm…
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Taurwen
wrote on March 18 2009 @ 06:22 pm: [report]
I have a friend who doesn’t believe in the spank bank or something. Apparently incapable of jerking off without watching his porn. I don’t know who was more weirded out. Me, because who the heck doesn’t have a spank bank? or Him, because who doesn’t watch porn?
Kiki T
wrote on March 19 2009 @ 10:26 am: [report]
Yes, according my my straight guy friend that I consult on all things to do with guys, it’s true, any guy friend that isn’t having sex with you wants to have sex with you and therefore has jerked off to you at least once in his life.
Personally, it grosses me out when I’m on the subway and I know I’m being scanned by pervs on the train to go home and bust out the juice over thoughts of me. GROSS!