There’s Something So Wrong About This
Posted by: Annika Harris
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sex
3:30PM, Tuesday December 30th 2008
Eurythmics star Dave Stewart has created a $2,000 vibrator. You’re probably thinking, “What kind of effing vibrator costs that kind of money?” It’s called the “Little Steel Tonight” vibrator, so we guess it doesn’t offer much besides a satin finish, a row of 28 diamonds and promotion for Stewart’s latest solo song. We’re not really sure what satin finish means. We thought all vibrators were supposed to be smooth, especially ones in shape of a bullet. This sex toy is also meant to be worn, hence the diamonds. The makers have threaded a leather chord through the cap and there’s also a custom guitar pick attached to the chord. Why anyone would want to use a vibrator that had been worn all day is beyond us. The chorus from Stewart’s song encircles the bullet, also. Plus, you can download the song for free after purchasing the vibrator. Yay! [Via Dlisted]
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Michael
wrote on December 30 2008 @ 03:39 pm: [report]
A satin finish will make steel very smooth but without the sheen
kissmyhinE
wrote on December 30 2008 @ 03:44 pm: [report]
I like diamonds as much as any other girl, but the thought of hard jagged diamonds coming anywhere near my vagina makes me squeeze my legs together and wince -o-
kissmyhinE
wrote on December 30 2008 @ 04:11 pm: [report]
I’m thinkin the chord will function as a safeguard to keep it from getting lost…sorta like the tampon…
And the free song? huh? is it supposed to be the thing we listen to while we use it? weird.
Tamara
wrote on January 3 2009 @ 07:30 pm: [report]
I still think the same thing I thought when I first saw it; my vagina has panicked and begun to brick itself in. And to be extra cheesy, sweet dreams are not made of these, can I smack his nose and tell him “No!” in a firm voice?
Chelle
wrote on January 4 2009 @ 10:01 am: [report]
LOL! Can you imagine someone wearing a vibrator around their neck all day? And what if one of the diamonds comes off and gets lost “down there”? This is ridiculous.
Alison Wonderland
wrote on January 4 2009 @ 11:02 am: [report]
@ Chelle: Imagine the look on the guys face who finds it!
Lucky Red
wrote on January 4 2009 @ 12:32 pm: [report]
Diamonds for the vagina? Seriously?