Sarah Palin Hustler Adult Video Exclusive
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8:15PM, Thursday October 02nd 2008
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Word leaked earlier that Larry Flynt’s Hustler Video is making an X-rated movie inspired by Republican Vice President nominee Sarah Palin. Now, TheFrisky.com has the exclusive details of the Sarah Palin Hustler video! Find out all the juicy details after the jump.
The title of the pornographic homage to the governor of Alaska is “Nailin’ Paylin.” Contrary to earlier reports, the movie is in pre-production. One Jerry T. is set to direct, and porn star Lisa Ann will be taking on the role of Palin—er, “Paylin.” According to HUSTLER, “Nailin’ Paylin” is a “naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” featuring “girl-on-girl lovin’,” “nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door,” and a younger Palin getting seduced by her creationist college professor who “will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!” Also included: a three-way hardcore sex scene starring porn stars as Palin/Paylin, Hillary Clinton, and Condoleezza Rice. Of course, no political porn satire would be complete without a salute to Fox News—a Bill O’Reilly stand-in will announce the movie’s multiple sex scandals as they unfold. “Nailin’ Paylin” will be released just in time for the November elections, natch.
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Amelia
[report]wrote on October 03 2008 @ 10:51 am:
I really think it would be so fun to write for porn. The plot summaries can be pretty clever.
xenu jardin
[report]wrote on October 03 2008 @ 11:26 am:
how flynt missed out on the bush/cheney ticket porno movie is beyond me - a recently released thetan on the planet venus could write that script. as for this one, i’m personally waiting for technology to advance to the point where i can digitally create a porn starring palin and tina fey called “scissoring sisters: humping the mirror”. my e-meter is spiking just thinking about that.
Zacharie
[report]wrote on October 03 2008 @ 11:36 am:
I just put Biden in my woodchopper, oh yeah.
-Spoken with a FARGO inflection.
Jenn
[report]wrote on October 03 2008 @ 01:38 pm:
Ok… hilarious… and… the russians knockin’ on her back door thing… priceless.
Meadhbh
[report]wrote on October 03 2008 @ 06:38 pm:
uh oh… i’m starting to see the benefit of Second Life / Sims Machinima… political porn.
vladamir
[report]wrote on October 03 2008 @ 11:44 pm:
using a Nemesis angle, what about
VLAD THE IMPALIN
or
PUTIN HER HEAD DOWN
or
Ball-ok Oballin ?
Zacharie
[report]wrote on October 04 2008 @ 12:00 am:
All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages. -Baconianspeare
The clever porn writer is nothing without a teleprompt.
nyurian
[report]wrote on October 05 2008 @ 03:15 pm:
i think it is fake…
lol
http://nyurian.wordpress.com
memo
[report]wrote on October 05 2008 @ 10:50 pm:
Prefiero meterme a ver http://www.youhot.com
Miss Cybernaut
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 11:24 pm:
*lol*
)
I cant stop laughing to Amelia’s post - I always skip any “plot”, boooriiiing....
Nothing personally, indeed. I just think action is somewhat more interesting.
Curious
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 01:02 pm:
Cna they even do that? Make a porn about the VP? Is that legal?
Haywood Jablomy
[report]wrote on October 18 2008 @ 02:47 am:
Reportedly, one of the faux-Palin’s lines will be “Drill, baby, drill!”
Badale
[report]wrote on October 18 2008 @ 01:24 pm:
I want to see Putin Rears His Head
Imagineer
[report]wrote on October 22 2008 @ 02:45 pm:
*LOL* hard at Amelia and Haywood Jablomy ! Drill baby drill
How about introducing first dude’s Todd’s hot rod in the Paylin ex-pageant playmate picture
(Did she even win that pageant by the way? Gives also food for perverse thought dontcha think)
IVONEN
[report]wrote on October 24 2008 @ 02:44 am:
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Dema
[report]wrote on November 10 2008 @ 11:27 am:
Oh my God, I love Palin so much!!! I want to #### her so hard!!!