The Nookie Know-It-All: Do All Guys Love Oral?
Posted by: Sexpert Lindsay
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9:00AM, Wednesday April 23rd 2008
“Do any guys NOT enjoy oral sex? Do they enjoy it more than actual sex?—Seeking Sucking Stats, Duck, NC
A guy that doesn’t like oral sex is like a monkey not liking bananas. If they ever found one, they’d put it in a museum instead of a zoo. Very few people (girls and guys) don’t like oral sex. I mean, who doesn’t want to sit back and relax while someone else does all the work? But that doesn’t mean we want oral sex all of the time. I’d say guys prefer an 80-20 ratio of sex to blow jobs.
Blow jobs can’t ever replace the feeling you get with actual sex. While a mouth feels good, it doesn’t have the same contours a vagina does. It also doesn’t fulfill the primal feeling of sex…especially the hair-pulling, dirty kind. So next time you’re in the animal kingdom, switch it up. Your guy will enjoy getting an equal serving of blow jobs and sex. As any monkey will tell you, there’s more than one way to peel a banana.
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borkchops
wrote on May 5 2008 @ 08:42 am: [report]
I don’t think any guy is going to complain either way. Having said that, can I have both?
Biscuit Eater
wrote on August 30 2008 @ 07:10 pm: [report]
80-20 sounds good. Heck, even 90-10 is OK with me. Always happy to reciprocate, too.
A few years ago, the bride of an Atlanta Braves baseball player revealed in an interview that just before she got married, her mother [or perhaps future mother-in-law, I don’t recall right now] took her aside and taught her “how to keep her future husband close to home.” I don’t think she ever said exactly what was in that conversation, but I have a strong suspicion that it was how to give a good BJ.
And for you women—don’t be shy about teaching your guy what you like, also. If he is a “keeper”, he’ll be more than happy to learn…and keep on practicing to stay good at it.
ShyNsweetN
wrote on August 30 2008 @ 08:35 pm: [report]
My Fiancé enjoys as much as I enjoy giving him a solid BJ with no waste of his sheer pleasure. I serious would have to say that Im so into him during this time of performing oral sex on him, just for the mare fact that it turns me on just seeing how he is able to exsperience it to the fullest. Waste not Want not!
90-10 is all right in our book