The Daily Squeeze: Sex Contracts, Drinking Water, And A Bitter Divorce

Posted by: Catherine Strawn Filed in: news
8:00AM, Thursday April 3rd 2008

A member of parliament in Australia is proposing that men should carry around sex contracts in their pocket, “next to their condoms.” Women would sign the contract saying they agree to have sex, hopefully decreasing the number of false rape allegations. Not only would women have to sign the contract, but they would also have to write their marital status, whether they have kids, if they agree to being taken to another location to engage in sexual activity, and their driver’s license number. Can’t a girl get some privacy? [Thaindian News]

You know those people who carry around bottles of Evian? They’re idiots. New research shows that drinking eight glasses of water a day doesn’t clear out toxins, relieve headaches, benefit the skin, or help you lose weight by making you less hungry. [Reuters]

After a court ruled that Branko Zivkov, a Serbian farmer, had to split all of his property with his ex-wife, he used a grinding machine to cut his farm tools and machines in half. “I still haven’t decided how to split the cow,” he said. “She should just say what she wants—the part with the horns or the part with the tail.” [Reuters]

comments

Kimmie
wrote on April 3 2008 @ 09:31 am: [report]

Ah, confirmation! I always thought they were pretentious fools - those water-bottle carriers.

Kiki T
wrote on April 3 2008 @ 09:49 am: [report]

a sex contract??!!! if I had to fill out all those forms , I would have to charge! lol!
no way!!!!! those men should hire hookers!

JessicaWakefield
wrote on April 3 2008 @ 10:06 am: [report]

Oh my God thank god. I seriously suffer from a feeling of stress and guilt all the time because I feel like I’m not giving myself my daily dose of water. Now matter how much I try, I can’t throw back more than a litre a day…and about 6 cups of tea, does that count?