The Worst Kiss Ever (I Hope)
Posted by: Catherine Strawn
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relationships
2:45PM, Tuesday May 13th 2008
Kissing is a strange phenomenon. At its most basic, kissing involves you and another person touching lips. Later, if you’re advanced, the lips part, tongues get involved, and spit is swapped. Sometimes there’s biting. Kissing is perhaps the most glorious invention ever, but like other wonders of the world (i.e., peanut butter), it’s not always good (Skippy, for example, is way too salty). The worst kiss I have ever been party to still makes me cringe when I think back on it. The gentleman seemed to think utilizing techniques typically reserved for going down on a woman would enhance the moment. It did not. Amelia’s worst involved a man making out with her armpit. Have you had worse than us? For your sake I hope not, but for our sake, I hope so. Please share.
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Amelia
wrote on May 13 2008 @ 02:48 pm: [report]
For the record, the guy was actually a good mouth kisser. Not so good with the pits though.
Croutons
wrote on May 13 2008 @ 02:59 pm: [report]
A dirty hippie I dated in college once decided to enhance one of our kisses by sharing a mouthful a pre-chewed Oreo cookie.
bethanne
wrote on May 13 2008 @ 03:03 pm: [report]
the worst kiss i had was this guy that i was dancing with in a club in windsor, ontario. he was insanely drunk, very sloppy, and just jammed his tongue down my throat. but at least i know the benefits of kissing someone with a tongue stud. only good thing about that kiss.
Elle
wrote on May 13 2008 @ 07:28 pm: [report]
Two words: dry lips. *shudder*
Note to men, chapstick is not just for women!
atlgirl
wrote on May 15 2008 @ 12:52 pm: [report]
I’d have to say the hard-mouthed, erratic tongue, tonsil-touching kiss is the worst—although the slippery excess saliva kiss can be awful too.
LovesIt
wrote on May 15 2008 @ 01:01 pm: [report]
His sloppy-tongued, wide-mouthed saliva all over my face—thanks, but I can wash my own makeup off just fine!
RevengeIsSweet
wrote on May 17 2008 @ 10:56 am: [report]
My first high school boyfriend was aggressive with his tongue use. I’ll never forget it. When my bff asked me what it felt like, I was honest with her. The nickname “Liver-Licker” followed him through high school and made it to our ten year reunion as well.
Styrke
wrote on July 23 2008 @ 11:43 am: [report]
One of the worst kisses I’ve ever had was my first ‘real’ kiss. You know one that wasn’t on a dare or from playing spin the bottle. One that would definitely involve tongue. I guess he didn’t get the memo that you’re supposed to swallow before you kiss so you don’t drown your date in slobber…to make matters worse I was caught by mom! We had snuck into the post officer for privacy and yet mom found us right in the middle of it. At 14 it was rather mortifying to have a nasty kiss, slobber all over your mouth and your mom yelling at you.
I remember thinking if that’s what a kiss is, what is all the fuss about? I’m surprised I was brave enough to give it another go, but I’m glad I did because when you get a guy who knows how to kiss it’s a beautiful thing!