The World’s Gayest Animals
Posted by: Jessica Wakeman Filed in: galleries, news
2:50PM, Tuesday September 22nd 2009
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Like any fag hags worth their weight in pink cocktails, we know all about “bears”—big, broad-shouldered men who throw gay pals into a tizzy. And when it comes to koala bears, we’re delighted to hear the females like to swing both ways in groups! Yup, lesbian koala orgies—steamy, sexy and cuuuute—are rockin’ the eucalyptus trees. Researchers have found female koalas reject their male suitors and pleasure each other, sometimes in groups of five at a time! Interestingly, though, female koalas appear to only go gay when they’re not in the wild. A study of 130 koalas in captivity found 15 cases of straight koala sex and 43 cases of gay koala sex among lady koalas only. (You’d better hope none of these frisky critters had chlamydia—it can be a koala killer!) [New Zealand Herald]
But koalas aren’t the only critters who indulge in the love that dare not speak its name. Don’t tell Charles Darwin, but the animal kingdom is pretty gay.
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Tags: gay, homosexuality, gay monkeys, gay koalas, gay dolphins, gay vultures, gay peacocks
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amandabear
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 01:54 pm: [report]
When I heard that the gay penguins broke up, I actually got really sad.
xifeng882
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 01:55 pm: [report]
^ Me too!
*sam*
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 01:58 pm: [report]
^^ me three.
Note to editor: the picture for that slide is of a peacock, not a penguin.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 02:06 pm: [report]
^^I read about it at the sex museum. They even raised a discarded egg as their own.
GreenAura
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 02:11 pm: [report]
Did anyone watch Parks & Rec last week? Amy Poehler’s character “married” 2 penguins at the local zoo. Turns out the penguins were both male and gay. She was then asked to annul the marriage and resign her position. The episode was hilarious but sadly reminiscent of our own society.
bethlynn00
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 02:16 pm: [report]
Call me pervy, but I can’t help but be curious about what oral sex between dolphins looks like…
impoddity
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 05:41 pm: [report]
@bethlynnoo: I’d like to know the details of that too. All those teeth….
I’d totally watch a reality show about gay animals. At least then I’d know nothing is scripted.
impoddity
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 05:44 pm: [report]
The dolphin article has a claim from a man that dolphins tried to rape him while he was swimming off the coast of Norway. Dolphins must have super peens, cause that is some cold ass water.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 05:47 pm: [report]
@impoddity: Dolphin penises can curl almost enough to pick something up. I don’t doubt the rape story either, I’ve heard something similar before.
Ginger
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 06:00 pm: [report]
The penguins broke up?!
I’ll never be able to read ‘And Tango Makes Three’ again. This is worse than the egg cracking in ‘March of the Penguins’.
JuneBug
wrote on September 22 2009 @ 06:22 pm: [report]
Wow, that’s an incredibly *fabulous* penguin.