The Willy Warmer Sweater Thong
Posted by: Annika Harris
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guys
5:00PM, Tuesday February 24th 2009
Men and lingerie don’t usually go together unless there’s a woman in the mix. But now that we’ve come across the mantyhose, garter belts for men, bras for men, male girdles and Spanx for guys, we’re convinced that retailers are targeting this neglected demographic. We’ve discovered one more weird piece of male lingerie: the Willy Warmer Sweater Thong. For the low price of $27.99 you can get your guy his very own thick, soft mohair thong with an open Willy Warmer. This reminds me of the old adage that says you should never show too much skin at once; When the guy’s butt is exposed, he has to cover up his Johnson with luxurious mohair. If my guy wore this thong, I’d be worried about his sanity and his package (wouldn’t mohair cause chafing of his delicate penis skin?). Plus, I can’t even imagine what the dry cleaner would think.
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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on February 24 2009 @ 10:19 pm: [report]
My nether regions don’t get cold….in fact I am so quirky I will wear shorts, a tshirt, sunglasses and wool gloves…in 20 degree weather.
My hands get cold, bleh.
par3
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 09:44 am: [report]
this pic is so weird…is that a chick with a dick?
doridori
wrote on February 25 2009 @ 03:05 pm: [report]
I can’t imagine anyone wearing one of these in real life… it’s bad enough when a guy doesn’t manscape… the potential of pulling pubes out of your teeth greatly increases… but pulling a purple hair out of your mouth and or out the va-jay jay… that’s just wrong.
retro chic
wrote on February 26 2009 @ 03:58 pm: [report]
I could never trust a guy with a dick-cozy.
Designed by a man.
That his mother knitted.
In five different colors.
And hand-washed in Woolite.
Steph
wrote on June 15 2009 @ 07:52 am: [report]
Thats just completely weird, i cant think off anything more off putting than seeing my man in some hilarious woolen codpiece, not a turn on, male lingerie is just strange with definitely no kink.