The Top 10 Most Amazing Penises

Katya Irine
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 11:56 am: [report]

I am totally freaked out by the first guy.

323Felicity
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 12:06 pm: [report]

If I had a penis, it probably would have curled up inside me after reading this.

happypants
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 12:13 pm: [report]

Thank you, Frisky, for resurrecting my insomnia after I so painstakingly managed to get it under control.

meredith806
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 12:16 pm: [report]

Holy Crap.  The Blob? I sincerely hope he hasn’t tried to get near any women with that thing.

Ahh this whole list was scary.

PFG-SCR
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 12:26 pm: [report]

While the title peaked my interest, I should have read the introduction first, so I knew what to expect.  Ewww…

MollyJoXO
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 01:12 pm: [report]

My boyfriend was amused by the look on my face as i read each one… lol AAH! gross!

resullins
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 01:18 pm: [report]

Oh god. Kill. Me. Now.

I think penises are kind of a weird body part anyway… this didn’t help!

Jenn27549
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 01:35 pm: [report]

I had never done the research or seen it, but I’m really disappointed to hear that Ron Jeremy’s penis is only 9.75 inches.  Really?  And that’s supposed to be SOOOO HUGE?  Whatever.

develange
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 05:40 pm: [report]

I’d be scared of a 9.75 inch penis.

I mean, I guess it’s a positive thing that some of these men are doin’ it for the ladies…right?

Buhri
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 07:39 pm: [report]

I seriously want to see “the blob.” Curious curious curious.

MelanieRamona
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 08:58 pm: [report]

I want to see the blog too. But I’m terrified.

symone
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 09:07 pm: [report]

Now of course I had to google all of this.  Couldn’t find The Blob, but Wikipedia had a great example of an autofellate. And here I am, the girl who can barely touch her toes w/o pulling a hamstring :\

Buhri
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 09:12 pm: [report]

I think I found the blob!

The Blob, a lot.

symone
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 09:37 pm: [report]

@Buhri: EEK!!

I wonder how much that weighs…

Buhri
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 09:43 pm: [report]

I was thinking the same thing! How does he walk? Where does he buy his pants? Doesn’t all that weight hurt? Soooo many questions.

Jithu!
wrote on January 20 2010 @ 10:47 pm: [report]

What exactly do you do with Juan’s extra foot during sex? Did it also come to play?

ThumperTheory
wrote on January 21 2010 @ 05:03 am: [report]

This was way freakier & more disturbing than the female version. I now feel just like I did after the closing credits of “Superbad” - oddly violated & not wanting to see another penis for a *long* time!

magjoy
wrote on January 21 2010 @ 10:13 am: [report]

Kinda disappointed in this one!

I mean, Ron Jeremy?  Could they not upgrade their porn starness to a recent one that is actually easy on the eyes? But really? RON?!  ::shudder:: 

As for his big member,  large peens aren’t very easy to handle and you have to restrain yourself a lot of times, and so does he. BORING!

wetwet20
wrote on January 21 2010 @ 05:14 pm: [report]

I want to see the blob. I really really do.

Iammina
wrote on January 21 2010 @ 11:00 pm: [report]

Now why would any man want to pull a truck with his Willy when there are much better things to do with it?

roedhunt
wrote on January 22 2010 @ 11:45 am: [report]

I cannot believe that in this day and age there are still women who are so prudish that they get offended by nudity. Why else do you have little stars covering up a PHOTO of a penis? Nudity does NOT equal porn.

MoodyhotDecember
wrote on January 22 2010 @ 01:24 pm: [report]

man thats crazy…especially the first one

MoodyhotDecember
wrote on January 22 2010 @ 01:25 pm: [report]

Ok that Carrol guy has like a 2 inch willy I just lookd him up

dizzy
wrote on January 23 2010 @ 09:21 pm: [report]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@roedhunt: Some people surf the internet at work. I know, I’m shocked too.

Buhri
wrote on January 23 2010 @ 09:35 pm: [report]

@Roedhunt, I’m no prude but I don’t like seeing penises everywhere. Or nipples, or vaginas. There’s also common decency, I really despise the notion that just because were in an advanced generation nudity is in a public setting is not only ok, but welcomed. I miss conservative America.

Iammina
wrote on January 26 2010 @ 06:19 pm: [report]

We all have choices and if you click on a sight that states “amazing penises” that must mean that you want to see the amazing penises and not stars over the crotch. I did and I have no problem with nudity.
So, Buhri if you don’t like seeing penises everywhere why are you here???

Buhri
wrote on January 26 2010 @ 06:23 pm: [report]

@Iammina, I didn’t know I had selective blindness because obviously I’m not seeing the penises everywhere on here. Could you please point them out?

Seriously, this isn’t a porn site, I’m not seeing penises everywhere!

There’s a difference between having penises shoved in my face and choosing to see them.

angel001717
wrote on January 27 2010 @ 06:19 pm: [report]

*jaw on floor*

this terrified me :o

Lillian7
wrote on January 28 2010 @ 05:19 pm: [report]

I wish i never read this story!Ick!