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The Sexiest “Unsexy” Guys Of 2009

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: galleries, guys
12:00PM, Tuesday March 31st 2009

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Sexy Unsexy Men

The Boston Phoenix, no doubt helmed by a bunch of dudes who wouldn’t know sexy from a poo-filled hole in the ground, put together a list of the 100 Unsexiest Men of 2009. Though I agreed with many of their choices (Chris Brown, Bernie Madoff, Alex Rodriguez)—which they picked based on their general physical, mental, and personal deplorableness—I did take issue with 10 of their picks. Check out those 10, the Phoenix‘s reasoning, and our defense, as you click…

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PinkRanger
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 12:20 pm: [report]

that frog in his throat in dark knight was somewhat unsexy I must say…..weren’t there some accusations that he assaulted some female family members also? I think they were dropped, but still I must disagree and go along with the unsexy label.

PinkRanger
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 12:22 pm: [report]

the apatow boys are definitely sexy in my opinion! they remind me of my guyfriends from highschool. who didn’t secretly wanna jump their bones behind the football field? c’mon.

tabby
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 12:26 pm: [report]

Oh, Hugh Jackman! That he is the perfect gay-straight man is precisely why I love, love, love him. That and he is rugged and handsome.

Seantastic
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 12:29 pm: [report]

“On 22 July 2008, Bale attended a London police station by appointment and was arrested in connection with an alleged assault on his mother, Jenny, and sister, Sharon, who called the authorities.”

It would seem rather possible that Christian Bale HAS turned his temper on women.

shelleatualive
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 12:49 pm: [report]

I totally have crushes on the majority of this list… I think they are totally sexy

Amelia
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 12:52 pm: [report]

@Seantastic I believe those charges were dropped. His mom is known for basically trying to use him for his money.

sophie19
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 01:41 pm: [report]

Oh Amelia…I think I love you! And I loved your list.

wildwildwest
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 02:54 pm: [report]

this list was totally compiled by jealous hater dudes. go back to playing with the nerf hoop in your office and leave to dream about Edward Cullen.

retro chic
wrote on March 31 2009 @ 03:36 pm: [report]

46. HARRY CONNICK JR—FRANKLY, NOT-SO-HOTRA ???
Aww. Love his ol’ blue eyes and Big Easy accent—so he deserves a family-friendly beer. He can’t drink Frank’s scotch, but he can croon just about anyone under the table. That’s hot.

sklut
wrote on April 1 2009 @ 11:11 am: [report]

I love all these men and as much as I absolutely loathe Twilight as a book and a movie there is something ridiculously appealing about Robert Pattinson even though I thought he acted like crap in Twilight.