The Orgy & The Onion

Every guy dreams of having a threesome with two women. While we would argue one is too much for some men to satisfy, two seems ambitious for anyone. That said, a ménage à trois sounds irresistibly sexy, as most things do in French.  Spelling the damn thing may be hard, but getting it together may pose an even more difficult multitasking brainteaser. But it’s no match for the consistently hilarious fake news free paper, The Onion.  They’ve done it again in this audio clip in which they spoof news radio and reveal the fantasy to be not-so-fulfilling.