The New And Improved Tom Cruise
Posted by: Annika Harris
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12:00PM, Saturday January 24th 2009
Tom Cruise is no longer a Hollywood idol. The paparazzi love following him and we enjoy watching his crazy interviews. But I can’t remember the last time I saw one of his new releases. His overworked publicity team has noticed that few non-Scientology people respect Cruise anymore, so they’re trying to improve his “screen-idol status.” After the jump, find out what features the New and Improved Tom Cruise will have.
1. Cruise has lost a few pounds.
2. He’ll stop lecturing talk show hosts about Scientology.
3. He will no longer arrive at premieres in fancy cars because he doesn’t want to seem arrogant during the recession.
And even though female fans are sold separately, the new Tom Cruise comes equipt to relate to them.
4. He will appear on women-centric programs like “The View.”
5. Cruise will be less controlling when it comes to his Stepford Wife, Katie Holmes. He won’t grab her arm or pull her around in public.
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elliesabot
wrote on January 24 2009 @ 12:10 pm: [report]
i would prefer if tom cruise just stayed at home.
Robert Lindblad
wrote on January 24 2009 @ 12:18 pm: [report]
Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard on his deathbed told his son
“You know how to get rich… start a religion.” admitting that Scientology is nothing but a fictionally created story.
Scientology is nothing but a corporation that thrives off the ignorance of it’s followers by selling them and whoever else books, and courses on how to “improve” themselves spiritually.
One of their expensive scams is that they will sell you for extremely large
amounts of money a series of books that in the end are supposed to teach you how to walk through walls…. and after spending long hours of self deceptive meditation, a lot of money, and reading you become brainwashed to believe that you can actually walk through walls and when you try to and end up bumping your nose against the wall you are told that you couldn’t do it because you’re not ready yet however there are more books and courses available that will someday make it possible for you to do so for larger amounts of money butt not really.
Scientology = manipulative corporate scam brainwashing moneybaggers club
Scientologist = manipulated misguided fool
I know someone who got sucked into that Scientology I didn’t know he was a Scientologist until one day, about 4 years ago, he said “Rob here’s a book you should read.” He passed me Dianetics by L. Ron Hubbard. I laughed and said “L. Con Flubbfart ha forget it.” For the first time in the years since I’ve known the guy he displayed anger and I’m talking very angry!!! Verbally with an agressive face.
After that display he went on to talk about the ability to walk through walls, he hasn’t reached that level but he plans on getting there etc…
Here’s a website that describes some of the unusual deaths of Scientology members
http://www.whyaretheydead.net/
Sister
wrote on January 24 2009 @ 03:12 pm: [report]
It’s not helping. Still can’t stand him. The wool he’s using to pull over our eyes is very transparent. AND INSULTING. Sorry Tom. Your PR peeps are wasting their time….and your money. How about just staying home for a change. Not seeing you at all would be your best PR angle yet.
SeattleMama
wrote on January 24 2009 @ 03:46 pm: [report]
Sorry Tom… the ‘creepy’ is out of the bag, and there is no going back.
og217
wrote on January 24 2009 @ 04:01 pm: [report]
I think Tom Cruise is pretty great because he is one of the very few huge stars who is kind to doormen, and who overtips waiters. That’s class. All these self-important, nasty “stars” who have made a movie with Paris Hilton and appear in mags with huge bug sunglasses can only aspire to real star status. So what if the guy has kooky ideas and hops around when he’s excited and in love? THAT is considered to be a major flaw? Please. He’s nice to waiters! He loves his wife! That tips the scale, as far as this ex-waitress is concerned.
moogyboobles
wrote on January 25 2009 @ 04:49 am: [report]
Have you seen his Jonathan Ross interview then?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2nAhVqDPFsM
HarlemGirl
wrote on January 26 2009 @ 09:06 am: [report]
I am confused about all of the backlash with Tom Cruise-aren’t we all a little weird? Plus, Katie Holmes is a GROWN woman-she knows how to leave is someone is mistreating her. They seem very private and happy.
Robert Lindblad
wrote on January 26 2009 @ 11:43 am: [report]
Here’s a Penthouse Magazine interview, I found a couple of days ago, with L. Ron Hubbards’ son
http://www.rickross.com/reference/scientology/scien240.html