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Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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8:30AM, Tuesday July 1st 2008
We’re not entirely sure whether these voicemail messages are real, but regardless, they are brilliant. The back story is that Dmitri met Olga, they exchanged numbers, and he gave her a call (or two) to ask her out. He knows the way to a woman’s heart is through serious persistence and confidence.
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Kiki T
wrote on July 1 2008 @ 08:55 am: [report]
OMG, that was sooo frighteningly uncomfortable to listen to!!! (and totally hysterical) He’s such pathetic, clueless and desperate a-hole—yikes!!! Less is more Dmitri, less is more!!!
Deirdre
wrote on July 1 2008 @ 09:04 am: [report]
Holy moly…. what a gem! A prince!
sugarlips
wrote on July 1 2008 @ 10:41 am: [report]
Hahaha, Dimitri! He’s a bitter man. Maybe she’s just not that into you. Even if she was slightly interested in the beginning, the 2nd phone call just killed it. Here’s how it’s going to work? Ultimatum on the first phone call? And what’s with accusing her of mental and emotional issues? I don’t know what’s wrong with Olga, I’d be dialing the digits before the message was over.
NOT!
Elle
wrote on July 1 2008 @ 07:26 pm: [report]
So pathetic. “You are so elegant.”
LOL!!
Love the part where he tells her not to call him back if she has psychological issues.
brilliant.
mia
wrote on July 9 2008 @ 07:52 am: [report]
I’d love to see this animated.
What does this guy hope for? “So sorry I didn’t call back right away—my whole family just died in a fire while getting chemo, but I’m psychologically normal nevertheless. Let the romance begin!”
There’s no normal in Dmitri’s world. I wonder if Olga’s “taken aback” response was to the stink of crazy when he walked over.
Jordan
wrote on July 22 2008 @ 11:23 am: [report]
Hard to believe he is ‘completely single’...