The Hottest Man Butts In Hollywood

lea322
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 11:36 am: [report]

The thing about Beckham’s bootie…that’s his kid’s name tattooed right there. Makes me a bit uncomfortable.

gloriafretz
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 11:39 am: [report]

Yeah, it is a little weird to see a man with a tramp stamp..

bethlynn00
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 11:43 am: [report]

So sad there is not more full FRONTAL nudity in movies featuring MEN!I mean what movie couldn’t use a boost of a couple of shots of wang?

Sweet Cheeks
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 01:11 pm: [report]

How is it that the guy from the SATC movie (Samantha’s neighbor) wasn’t included in this list. I’d much rather see him than Jack Black.

Keesh Mia
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 01:15 pm: [report]

You missed Daniel Craig in James Bond. He had a fine rear end in the torture scene.

majicksand
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 01:51 pm: [report]

Damn those pink moons!  They’re blocking the fleshy moons!  Good stuff except for the Jack Black (ick) and Daniel Radcliffe (he’s always gonna be little Harry Potter).  Thumbs up for Brad Pitt.

impoddity
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 03:00 pm: [report]

@bethlynnoo:  You’d think with all the shots they show of nude women, the FCC could at least balance the scales a little. 

I think the old grays on the committee are intimidated by the possible attraction their wives will have to these men and therefore prohibit male nudity in mainstream film. But when it comes to violence in media (against women in particular), go for it.

develange
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 04:14 pm: [report]

i love hot man butt. They need to show them off more. It’s nice when you can see what he’s got going on back there through his pants.

Jenbug
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 04:22 pm: [report]

Man ass is just not hot.

effing hickster
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 05:03 pm: [report]

@Jenbug: Having been a pedi-cab operator in Austin, Texas for going on four years, many of my customers would strongly disagree. Many of them ride just for the man ass, and they sure let you know about it.

My favorite customer yet was the Parker Posey look-alike who smacked my rear with her purse/clutch Roman chariot-style all the way to her destination. It really wasn’t fair of her friends to c**k-block me once we arrived. I think it would have turned out to be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Sweet Cheeks
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 05:14 pm: [report]

@ effing hickster: I am an Austinite pedicab customer and I’m DEFINITELY one of those that let you know. Why not get a compliment along with the tip?! ; ) Most of you guys deserve it!!

Jenbug
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 05:16 pm: [report]

@effing hickster, maybe your man ass is clutch slapping worthy but until I see proof my original statement stands.

effing hickster
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 07:43 pm: [report]

@Sweet Cheeks: Yeah, I used to ride up until March of 2007. I’ve gotten a lot of appreciation, from hiney massages and vag flashing all the way to $100 tips.

@Jenbug: Guys like me get many photos taken of our butts, but we never see them. I’m sure there’s quite a few MySpace or Facebook pages with my butt on them.

canadiancutie
wrote on September 17 2009 @ 09:44 pm: [report]

Viggo Mortensen’s butt in Eastern Promises was quite good. Love that Bale bum in that shower scene.

But I would give ANYTHING too see Jared Padalecki’s nude butt in the flesh. ANYTHING I HAVE…

stringbeans
wrote on September 18 2009 @ 05:33 am: [report]

i like.

doridori
wrote on September 18 2009 @ 08:23 am: [report]

What about Jamie Foxx’s butt in Miami Vice? The movie was okay, but his shower scene made it all worth it. Water cascading all over his Boooodddddyyyy. Yum.

effing hickster
wrote on September 18 2009 @ 09:03 am: [report]

Okay, I’m showing my age here, but does anybody remember Clint Eastwood’s butt in the movie Escape From Alcatraz?

Coincidentally, I would be remiss not to bring up Patrick Swayze’s butt in Road House. I swear…the girls in my hometown would not let that one go.

Lavanderism
wrote on September 18 2009 @ 05:35 pm: [report]

They need to start showing the peen in the movies too. Who’s afraid of full frontal nudity?

impoddity
wrote on September 18 2009 @ 07:02 pm: [report]

One hot man-ass to take the f*cken crown:  Rob Van Dam.  I would fall down on my knees and pray to that ass every morning if I could!!  :shivers:

Natalia
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 01:46 am: [report]

I remember being younger and watching Requiem for a Dream and thinking Marlon Wayan’s sex scene was super hot because they show the from the ceiling doin’ it and you see his nice butt. Or maybe it was the snakey way there were moving that got me all hot n bothered but either way I remember that BUTT!

323Felicity
wrote on October 2 2009 @ 11:34 am: [report]

awwww…Daniel Radcliff’s tiny bum is so cute! I want to pinch it!

CJ1432
wrote on October 4 2009 @ 08:42 pm: [report]

Christian Bale =yum.  But what about Mark Walhberg?  He should be in there too!

NaomiK
wrote on October 5 2009 @ 01:50 pm: [report]

What’s with the pink moons? There’s nothing about an ass that’s pornographic. Why not just tell us there’s going to be bare ass in the beginning so we can actually look.

Iammina
wrote on October 5 2009 @ 07:30 pm: [report]

Whats up with the pink moons? I didn’t think any of those buns looked sexy, maybe Beck’s a** being the one exception, the rest looked like boys, not men.

Frisky Noetic
wrote on October 6 2009 @ 10:43 am: [report]

There could have been so many more butts on this list. In general I’d love to see MORE man ass and full male frontal in movies. Every movie it seems has naked girl bits. Come on, give us something to look at, too! Seriously, it is the ladies turn to see come gratuitous eye candy. It is a loooooog time coming for us