The Guiness Book Of World Records Crowns The Strongest Vagina, Again

I’m sure your vagina is impressive, but can it lift 31 lbs? Russian mom, Tatiata Kozhevnikova, 42, was feelin’ a little loosey-goosey after giving birth. Instead of just doing kegels like the rest of us, she decided to challenge herself and become a below-the-belt strong woman.

Tatiana read up on the ancient Dao practice of using a small wooden exercise ball to flex the muscles in your hoo-ha. So, she grabbed one of her favorite knick-knacks, a Murano glass ball, off the shelf and dunked it in her hoop. Now, that’s a crafty way to get your husband to stop complaining about your costly tchotchke clutter! But unfortunately, it sorta got lost up there. “It took me ages to get it out!” Tatiana said. We hope she was exaggerating.

But she didn’t let that stop her! Tatiana learned her lesson and had a custom barbell made of two glass balls attached by a safety string for her training. Using determination and her special lady flower, Tatiana boldly body built her vagina’s musculature intensively for 15 years.

Now, she has just been dubbed the woman with “The Strongest Vagina” by the Guinness Book Of World Records for the second time. As if holding the title wasn’t enough, she wanted her va-jay-jay to even outdo itself. So, the tough bitch beat out her own record and lifted 14 kg, roughly 31 lbs or an English Cocker Spaniel. Now that’s commitment!

However, Tatiana isn’t just all brawn. After receiving title number two, she doled out some wisdom to her fellow females with similar aspirations. “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week, you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed,” she said. Sigh, so much for this being about girl power. [MosNews]