The GThrust Confuses Me

*sam*
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:16 pm: [report]

Wow. my SO does the exact same thing—only he uses the foot board on our bead.

clever fox!

*sam*
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:23 pm: [report]

edit: bed* not bead.

*shakes fist in air*

impoddity
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]

I read about this technique a few years back. Nice to know they’ve got a special product for it. Lol.  Anything for a buck.

sklut
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 01:34 pm: [report]

So I have to wait while my boyfriend tries to awkwardly put this thing on my ankles and find just the right angle(worse than struggling with a condom seems like)and then I get restraint burns around my ankles cause he thrusts too hard and makes me look like I’ve been held captive all for an orgasm that I could have got a thousand other ways?

writergirl
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 02:29 pm: [report]

If you want a g-spot orgasim, isn’t it easier just to get on top?  Not to mention cheaper?

k_roja
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:02 pm: [report]

Seriously?  We’ve been doing this for hundreds of thousands of years, but now my guy needs a strap in order to ‘properly’ do me from behind?

magyar-beauty
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 03:50 pm: [report]

LMAO….is anybody seriously buying this thing…I can do what is showen in that video without any help….lol

SouthOC
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 05:02 pm: [report]

@*sam*:  You made my day with this one:

edit: bed* not bead.

*shakes fist in air*

LMAO!

kellieann
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 05:22 pm: [report]

Or you could just try doggy style which hits the g spot everytime!

Jitterbugs232
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 05:40 pm: [report]

this was like watching a porno

Perceptible
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 07:09 pm: [report]

A product like this makes it seem like sex is a chore, something to “get done properly.” Rather than something fun, sexy and loving. If you need a “tool” to do it right, you’re probably doing it wrong. The way the narrator presents it sounds like she could be selling you handles for garbage bags just as easily as this “sex board with straps.” Wait, maybe it can be used as a swing. Now that could be interesting…..

melisssssa
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 07:56 pm: [report]

Thank you so much for bringing this in to my life. I laughed out loud from 2:00 on.

Meg
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 08:07 pm: [report]

Thanks, *sam*. Your hilarious second comment made me laugh for like 20 minutes

NaomiK
wrote on October 21 2009 @ 10:26 pm: [report]

I’m not sure how sexy I’d feel with a mini playground swing dangling from my ankles. What if there’s a fire, how are you going to explain that one?

also, that girl looks like she’s trying not to laugh though the whole thing.

Ghirardelli
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 12:10 am: [report]

What the **** is all I have to say.

papayalily
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 12:21 am: [report]

Wow! Now there’s a way for me to pay 40 dollars for what I used to get using the headboard on my bed for free! (I don’t have a foot board). Yay!

Secret Story Time
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 12:22 am: [report]

Forget about fake humping, that is stupid.  We only want the real thing!

adamjs
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 01:34 am: [report]

Ok - I’m willing to take one for the team and train everyone up in how to use it. Sure, it’ll take a bit of practising, at least a couple of times with everyone, according to the video, BUT it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

ChocoBoo
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 05:44 am: [report]

*cue in cheesy TelSell music here* Hey guys I’ve invented a new product called the “smacker”: it’s a big plastic hand you can use to spank your partner with when you’re too lazy for some S&M. Only $39.95> who wants to order?
LOL! The local playground swing tied to my ankles during happy hump day :0

_jsw_
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 06:38 am: [report]

I’m a bit miffed. I clicked on the link based on the title, expecting some sort of sports car or amusement park ride or rocket. Instead, it’s this thing. What the…? OK. I get the bondage aspect of it. Sort of. I do not get the underwear. There’s nothing wrong with dry-humping, but I don’t need an accessory to do it.

And, agreeing with those above, I don’t see what this does that a headboard or footboard or wall or the ass of the fat guy behind you at the orgy wouldn’t do. Sure, it might come in handy when having sex dry humping on a pool float… except that’s not the time to be incapacitated by leg restraints.

It might come in handy if you decide to do a porn-like “soapy” or “nuru” massage and just can’t get a grip on anyone, but then one of the straps would probably slip off mid-thrust and someone’s nose could get broken.

I especially loved the doggy-style demo. When I’m dry-humping my lady, I’m very fond of doing it slowly and awkwardly, so this looks like it’d help while at the same time providing some sort of lat-pull-like exercise. And guys who are born with tiny T-rex like forearms who otherwise couldn’t do the complex and athletic maneuver of grabbing her hips could probably benefit immensely.

If it came with a pocket for my iPod and some built-in speakers, that’d be extra cool.

Miss Missi
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 11:59 am: [report]

Amelia,

“Don’t be discouraged if you don’t get it right away.”

saramarie
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 02:28 pm: [report]

I just watched this at work. I’m not sure if I’ll get fired or promoted.

_jsw_
wrote on October 22 2009 @ 02:33 pm: [report]

@saramarie: You’ll probably be fine, but the people you were watching should probably be concerned about their jobs.

TerryLove
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 02:16 am: [report]

so let me get this straight…... for my boyfriend to make me Gmoan i need to:
1. buy this contraption
2. teach him how to use it
3. stop in the middle to strap to my ankles
4. be a little scared my feet my fall off?
5. think of hillary and cheesy underwear the whole time and try not to laugh

all to Gmoan?.... hmmm I’ll take 3!

Pi
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 03:25 pm: [report]

thank you all for making me laugh until i peed my pants!
the video and product are ridiculously funny but the comments (including “...two people in underwear fake humped for 5 minutes and 28 seconds.”) are the best!
i love funny!

cattgirl813
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 08:57 pm: [report]

Why would anyone pay for this when all you need is a pillow, his hands on your hips, your ankles on his shoulders, or a good and sturdy headboard?  The doggy style demo was hilarious.  I can’t imagine anyone using this.

duhh
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 10:42 pm: [report]

what is that, swim floats for kids?  Doesn’t that belong in a pool, it might have a benefit there if it holds her ankles above water, while she is sitting on a ledge!!!!!!!!!  Has anyone ever heard of a wedge pillow, OR A REGULAR PILLOW?  You can buy them in a novelty store for 150.00 or you can go to an olde fart catalog and buy one that was designed to sit up and read of to alleviate heartburn…......OR YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN….......think hobby shoppe…......

majicksand
wrote on October 24 2009 @ 03:23 pm: [report]

So let me get this straight.  I’m supposed to just lay there?  Holy crap!  I’ve been doing it wrong for 20 years!