How To Be A Good Hook-Up
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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1:30PM, Friday August 15th 2008
Just like tasting ice cream flavors, sampling sex with a new guy is what being young and single is all about. Sure, you can have your fun, but what do you do when the sun comes up? After a night of hot humpin’, it’s time to get back to your regular bump-and-grind. Here’s how to fulfill your contract after you’ve sealed the deal….
1. Set Your Alarm Get up and out! Unless you know for sure that you’re going to do breakfast, beat the awkward morning-after by waking up before him. Just make sure you say good-bye (see below).
2. Seal It With A Kiss Before you walk out the door, and potentially his life for ever, get in one last kiss good bye—even if you regret the shag. If you don’t want to wake him up, you can just leave a thank you note with a kiss print.
3. Keep Quiet This tip is a two-fold. When you’re sneaking out in the morning, don’t go making a lot of unnecessary noise. And also, when your telling your friends—especially mutual friends—be a lady. Sure, you can share the dirt with your bestie, but don’t go tellin’ the world about how he rocked or didn’t rock yours.
4. Take Out The Trash Don’t leave a trail behind you. Throw out that water bottle you went through; pick up the condom wrapper; straighten up your side of the bed. Although, a good way to guarantee you’ll see him again (even if it’s uncomfortably forced) is to leave something strategically behind. Just make sure it’s an item you’re also okay with losing, like a headband.
5. Don’t Make Apologies All is fair in love and war. Sometimes things move fast—go with it if it feels right or just say “no.” Do what and whom you want, that way there’s no reason for guilt. So, stop moaning! That is, unless it’s a “yes” kind of moan.
6. Fixer Upper Make sure you don’t leave looking like a busted ho. The walk of shame is difficult (and sobering) enough without scaring small children with your runny mascara. So wash your face, re-apply that lip gloss, slip on some sunglasses, and pull yourself and your outfit back together.
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kaitlyn
wrote on August 15 2008 @ 02:26 pm: [report]
love it! coming from a girl who has had to do this on more than one occasion, this is excellent advice
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wrote on August 16 2008 @ 05:54 am: [report]
I think number 5 is absolutely the most important. Even in these more liberated days, having a one night stand can still sometimes induce feelings of shame that are hard to throw off. Is the other person going to tell their friends? What did they think of me? Are they laughing, making a notch on their belt? What did they think of me? Doubts abound. It can be hard to remember that you wanted to do this just as much as they did and that you had a great time. Making sure that you only do what you want to do is a great way to help keep the feelings super-positive.
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wrote on January 4 2009 @ 10:58 am: [report]
In addition to stragetically leaving something behind, though slightly more difficult to pull off, is borrowing something of his. Say for instance, a plain white tee to throw on with your jeans instead of your party top. Rolling in to Starbucks early in the morning blinged out just screams, ‘I haven’t been home yet.’ And the barrista might notice you’re not wearing your own clothes but from far away no one else will.
Just make sure you don’t borrow the shirt he wore the night before cause it probably smells like bar-stank. Not like you hair doesn’t but, you know. It’s more if it smells like him instead of stale booze.
The leaving and taking strategy really only works with guys you want to see again. But taking gets you off the hook of potentially losing your favorite headband when he turns out to be a douche and some other ho he brings home makes off with it.
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wrote on May 20 2009 @ 05:32 pm: [report]
the whole leaving before he wakes up thing takes you from nice-girl-having-fun-too to bona fide slut. i mean, you’ve seen this person naked. you should be able to say good morning properly. it’s only awkward if you let it be awkward. nothing screams cheap slut louder than a girl who leaves before a man wakes up, and nothing would make me feel cheaper and more used than a man who leaves my bedside without the courtesy to say that he had a fun night, even if he leaves right afterward. have some standards for yourselves, girls!
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