The Five Guys Who Shouldn’t Have Made People’s Hottest Bachelors Issue
Posted by: Catherine Strawn
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2:30PM, Wednesday June 17th 2009
People‘s Hottest Bachelors issue hits newsstands this Friday, and we’ve got the list. Among the supposedly best looking eligible men in Hollywood are few gentlemen who simply don’t do it for us. The offenders, after the jump.
- Brody Jenner: He stars in a commercial where he checks out girls’ butts in front of his female friend Lauren Conrad, who he used to date. Not cool, dude. Also, he has a “Gothic jewelry line.”
- John Mayer: If this list were a roundup of the guys People believed would remain single forever, Mayer would top that list. Yes, he’s available, but he also doesn’t understand how to interact with women. Or humans for that matter.
- Bret Michaels: We know too much about Michaels from watching him on “Rock of Love” to ever, ever want to get near him.
- Shia LaBeouf: What with his gross comments about his mom and the drunk-driving stuff, LaBeouf can’t get it together, and we’re not into being Ms. Fix It. Plus, he supposedly has a small penis.
- Lance Bass: It was good of People to include a few gay guys (Adam Lambert also made the list), but has Bass done anything since ‘N Sync besides come out of the closet?
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Humble Bee
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 02:32 pm: [report]
I agree with every single person on this list + Chace Crawford. I hate his eyebrows, he looks like Joe Joans leprechaaun brother.
Humble Bee
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 02:33 pm: [report]
whoops.
*Jonas
*leprechaun
Jessica Wakeman
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 02:41 pm: [report]
Hey. Lay off John Mayer.
becktasm
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 02:43 pm: [report]
Oh my god Bret Michaels made the list? Grossss.
Goldfinch86
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 02:47 pm: [report]
Yikes Bret Michaels! I would not touch him with a 10ft poll, the girls he’s been with, the skanks on the show, YUCK.
sstephs
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 03:52 pm: [report]
Yeah, Brett Michaels making the hottest bachelors list is baffling.
But I must make an embarrassing confession- Shia Lebouff & John Mayer both make my list. I know… I’m not proud.
TCU1793
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 05:02 pm: [report]
It’s called “Hottest Bachelors” not “Best Personality/Career Bachelors. Although I must agree with Brett Michaels. I mean, EWWW.
Justine
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 05:20 pm: [report]
Frisky, you’re awesome and all. But Shia Lebouf and John Mayer both rock. John Mayer’s funny as heck and Shia Lebouf is the alternative bad boy. He’s great.
People are a bit loopy on their list though, Chace Crawford can suck it.
msu.umich
wrote on June 17 2009 @ 09:23 pm: [report]
Team Shia.
coreigh
wrote on June 18 2009 @ 05:47 am: [report]
Oh please, you complain about Lance being on the list but ignore Glambert? He’s the one who shouldn’t be on the list. As a gay man, I find him repulsive sexually. Nothing hott or sexy about him at all… and he’d fit better on a bachelorette list. I think Lance fits in just fine, oddly, he wasn’t all that cute as a youth but is getting more attractive as he ages. He is a celebrity whether he is at the height of his career or not, its also people like Brody Genner who haven’t done anything other than be a rich spoiled brat who don’t have any real reason to be on the list.
sadie
wrote on June 18 2009 @ 07:40 am: [report]
I wish Justin Hartley had made the list, he’s not particularly famous so of course they wouldn’t think of him but he is so pretty.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CA66RVdsw9E/SIbrGgJYB4I/AAAAAAAAAgk/BaK0IBuVNzQ/s320/20080221_140756_Justin_Hartley2.jpg