The 10 Best Vampire Movies And TV Shows Of All Time
It’s not often that, before a movie has even opened, thousands and thousands of people have already bought their tickets. But MovieTickets.com says that “New Moon” has broken all their records—it’s earned the number one spot on the company’s list of the top 10 advance ticket sellers of all time, shooting the record held by “Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith” for five out of the water. Ditto for Fandango. They say that almost half of advance ticket buyers are under the age of 24, and that 87 percent of them are women. [EW]
In honor of the release of “New Moon,” here’s a look at the 10 best vampire movies and TV shows of all time, which you should see immediately. You know, since “New Moon” is sold out, for the next few days anyway.
”Buffy The Vampire Slayer”
I remember laughing when my sister told me that this show was good—the title is just so ridiculous, and the movie it was based on was laughable. But I found myself completely sucked in ... for the following seven years. The show tells the story of Buffy, the “chosen one” born with the super strength and wits to protect humans from vampires. Buffy falls in love with Angel, a once-ruthless vampire whom a gypsy cursed by giving him back his soul. The show is actually similar to “Twilight” except for one big difference—while Bella is helpless, Buffy can kick some serious Vampire butt all on her own. And the show was hilarious, while “Twilight” is extremely earnest.
”Nosferatu”
This silent film from 1921 is a classic for a reason. Directed by film pioneer F. W. Murnau, the studio couldn’t get the rights to Bram Stoker’s Dracula so cleverly decided to tell the exact same story, but change all the names. (Hence, why it’s a “nosferatu” rather than a “vampire.”) The basics: a real estate agent goes to sell a castle to a creepy count, who tries to drink his blood and, when he resists, locks him up. The count heads back to the agent’s hometown, bringing death wherever he goes, on a mission to drink the blood of the agent’s wife. But even more notable than the plot—the dark, shadowy, ultra-stylized visuals of the film.
”Interview with the Vampire”
It’s the film that brought you Kirsten Dunst, and the bromantic-bordering-on-sexual relationship between Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise. What’s not to like? The basic premise is that a reporter is interviewing (get the title?) vampire Louis (Pitt), asking him to narrate his life story. He tells him of being turned into a vampire after losing his wife, being besties with the vamp who turned on him (Lestat, played by Cruise), and eventually trying to kill him along with a young vamp the two sired together (Dunst). If you didn’t see it when it came out in 1994, this is what Netflix was made for.
”True Blood”
Alan Ball of “Six Feet Under” fame created this hot, bloody, and sweaty HBO series, based on the books by Charlaine Harris. The show follows Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin) a mind-reader who falls for the mysterious vampire who appears at the diner where she works. In this world, vampires don’t have to kill humans—they can drink bottled animal blood, even though it tastes nast—and there are clubs where humans can go to pick up a vampire to bone. And no, we can’t wait for the start of season three.
”Blacula”
No round-up of vampire movies should ignore the 1972 blaxploitation flick “Blacula,” starring William Crain. It defines bad good. In 1780, an African prince calls on Dracula to end the slave trade. Instead, Dracula turns him into a vampire and locks him and his wife in coffins. He lives, feeling centuries worth of hunger, while she dies. Fast forward to the ‘70s when the prince’s coffin is found and he goes on a killing spree trying to quench his thirst. Until he finds a lookalike for his dead wife, and tries to make her fall in love with him. The movie didn’t get critical acclaim (wonder why?), but was popular enough to warrant a sequel, “Scream Blacula Scream,” a year later.
”Dark Shadows”
From 1966 to 1971, this cheesetastic soap opera ran on ABC. Originally, the show about the Collins family didn’t do too well. Until one episode a year in, when one of the family members opened a coffin in the basement and found vampire Barnabas Collins inside. After that, anything went on the show—werewolves, witches, ghosts zombies, parallel worlds. Rumor has it that Tim Burton will soon be reimagining this show, with Johnny Depp in the lead role.
”Blade”
Remember when comic book movies felt fresh, new, and visually exciting? In 1998, Wesley Snipes brought the half-human, half-vampire hero Blade to the big screen, in his last role before refusing to pay his taxes and getting in big trouble. I still remember the first and second scene in this flick vividly—first, his mom was bitten by a vamp as she goes into labor and dies right after giving birth, and second, vampires party it up in a club where blood pours from the sprinkler system. And that says something, cause my memory is terrible.
”Being Human”
This show, which started airing in the U.K. last year and can now be seen on BBC America, is kind of like “The Odd Couple” for supernatural creatures. In it, a vampire, a ghost, and a werewolf are 20-something, hottie roommates. Do I really need to tell you anymore to sell you on this one?
”Angel”
When Buffy and Angel’s romance was donezo, Joss Whedon decided that it was time to give the brooding good vampire and his leather trench coat his own series. And he brought a few other “Buffy” regulars with him, like mean girl Cordelia and vampire slayer handler, Wesley. In the show, Angel and crew set up a detective agency, where they solved other wordly crimes and lived in a haunted hotel. Things got good when the series began to focus on a demonic law firm, Wolfram & Hart, as the main foe.
”Bram Stoker’s Dracula”
In 1992, Francis Ford Coppola went vampiric with his take on the classic novel, starring Gary Oldman as Count Dracula and Winona Ryder as the woman whose blood he dreams of tasting because she is the reincarnation of the wife who committed suicide in 1462 after falsely hearing of his death. Billed as a horror-romance-thriller, this flick does not disappoint.


















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Pipi
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 08:47 am: [report]
I am glad to see Dark Shadows on here. Does anyone else remember the remake from the 90s? I loved it when I was in elementary school.
Kate Torgovnick
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 08:49 am: [report]
Eek. I woke up this morning in a panic, realizing that I left one of my all time favorite movies off this list. “The Lost Boys.” Essential vampire viewing. I apologize profusely for the omission.
Annika Harris
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 09:01 am: [report]
I slept with a Bible under my pillow for about two years after watching Blacula when I was 8. And what about “Kindred: The Embraced”?
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 09:09 am: [report]
From Dusk Till Dawn.
MuchoMacho
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 09:13 am: [report]
army of darkness had vampires in it. winner. winner. chicken. dinner.
powplz
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 09:16 am: [report]
@cheese - I actually watched that earlier this week, unfortunately.
Riley
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 09:26 am: [report]
@MuchoMacho - Yes, but Army of Darkness is its own genre to itself. It isn’t fair to the other movies to be up against the boomstick.
powplz
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 09:28 am: [report]
@Riley - if it means bumping Buffy and Angel off, I’d have to say put it on there.
MuchoMacho
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 09:35 am: [report]
The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
tattooed_redhead
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 11:19 am: [report]
@ MuchoMacho - This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!
And my personal 2 fave vampire flicks - John Carpenter’s Vampires (perfect mix of cheese, humour and violence) and Shadow of the Vampire, a movie about the filming of Nosferatu with Willem Dafoe creepily perfect as Schreck. Plus Eddie Izzard, so you can’t go wrong.
dizzy
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 11:20 am: [report]
I have to disagree with this list.
Ginger
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 12:50 pm: [report]
@tattooed_redhead Don’t forget Cary Elwes and his amazingly bad German accent.
I can forgive him that though. Mainly because he’s around Eddie Izzard and Willem Dafoe.
Also, the movie is super short without anything unneeded and extra in it.
ashley27
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 02:23 pm: [report]
Let The Right One In is a fantastic vampire film.
As is the campy, absurd Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.
lawyrgrl
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 04:20 pm: [report]
Loved Gary Oldman as Dracula! And I have to second Dusk to Dawn - one of my all time favorite movies. Great story, amazing cast and I dare anyone with a pulse - male or female - to tell me that they were not turned on watching Salma Hayek dance with the snake!
MuchoMacho
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 04:22 pm: [report]
i remember her dancing with antonios snake during desperado… that lady is smmmmoooooking hot.
tattooed_redhead
wrote on November 21 2009 @ 01:37 pm: [report]
How could I forget Lesbian Vampire Killers???
foxxxyrae
wrote on November 21 2009 @ 02:28 pm: [report]
Where’s from Dusk Till Dawn??? that movie is badass
Tamara
wrote on November 23 2009 @ 04:11 am: [report]
I’ve somehow managed to see From dusk til’ dawn a total of 4 times in the past month and I gotta say as cheesy as it is at times I love it. George Clooney all tattooed up and cocky with a foul mouth? Count me in. I think that’s really the only time I’ve found him attractive. Salma Hayek with those curves and that snake? Awesome.