Text Messaging Ruins Jennifer Aniston’s Love Life Too
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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7:00AM, Friday August 22nd 2008
The text message: the worst invention to ever happen to dating. Well, it’s at least a close second to the chastity belt. This technological form of “communication” has already left a trail of tears amongst my gal pals. From late night sex solicitation to crazy guys who use the stilted language as a crutch for their fears, the text message has been taking relationships down a notch. Now it’s bullying poor Jennifer Aniston. Everyone’s watched her ex John Mayer put on a show of his breakup blues. He’s been seen around town covering his puffy eyes with stupid sweaters and scarves. But what about Jennifer? She’s been keeping the highly publicized romance classy by keeping her mouth shut. But since her friends don’t share her tact, they’re dishing all the dirt, and apparently, she got dumped via text! It all started with a heated argument where John admitted he didn’t share her “first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage” plan. After hanging up the phone he texted her, “That’s it—the end.” Say it to her face! What a wuss. Damn you text messages, you let another one slip through our fingers. [Denver Post]
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lilo
wrote on August 22 2008 @ 07:14 am: [report]
I think John has the hood on because his new haircut looks like a$$ and shows off just how unattractive he really is. I used to kind of like the guy, but if it’s true that he talks smack about his unfortunate gf’s, he is a major loser. Plenty of guys can sing and play guitar and are much more attractive, talented, and interesting. I know folks who used to play music with him in Atlanta—their report: kind of a suburban boy who is himself a not-so-bright bimbo.