10 Ways To Glamour A Man Into Thinking You’re Perfect

Pinky
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 10:08 am: [report]

uh oh # 4 I guess I would sending them screaming because I happen to only enjoy boi on boi porn. #9 I’m a fair haired blonded, red lipstick makes me look like a street walking ghoul.

_jsw_
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 10:37 am: [report]

1. Cook Him His Fave Food
Food is always a good thing, but honestly, I’d be just as happy if it’s take-out.

2. Hand Him Your Panties.
Or he’ll be all “um, what am I supposed to do with these?” Especially if you’re out in public. Better: just make sure he’s aware that you aren’t wearing any.

3. Hair, Long Beautiful Hair: Take your hair out of the pony tail, shake it out and watch his jaw drop.
I personally like short hair at least as much as long hair, so I’m not sure this’d work for me.

4. Put On Some Girl-On-Girl Porn.
This would very much not do it for me. I’d just assume you were trying to tell me you’re a lesbian.

5. High Heels.
I think I’m missing the high heel fetish gene. I mean, I like them, but seeing my woman wearing them doesn’t make me any hornier than seeing her in other shoes. OK, maybe it makes me a little bit hornier. But not much.

6. Dirty Talk: Say something hot and nasty.
Ding ding ding ding! Yes, this works.

7. Get His Friends To Think You’re The Coolest
Hmmm. Good to a point, but I don’t want my friends wanting you.

8. Strip Tease
Good if you can pull it off (hee hee), but counterproductive if you’re not very good at it, but then again, it can be very effective if you’re comically bad at it.

9. Red Lipstick.
Agreed. Even if you look like a street walking ghoul.

10. Blowjobs.
Done well, I don’t see how this could be a bad thing. I don’t think it’s required by any means, but it’s not a negative.

joyy
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 11:30 am: [report]

re: #3, aside from jsw’s confirmation that there are a fair amount of guys who dig short hair on women ... I don’t recall ever having my hair look great post-ponytail.  I wore long hair all through college, and any time I took a ponytail out, I ended up with a ring around my head from where the elastic was that looked like absolute #&@$% unless the ponytail had been up less than like, 20 mintes - flat from the roots to the kink, then straight or touseled to the ends, depending on if it was a ponytail or a bun.  How is that supposed to be sexy?

I’m also with Pinkie on #9.  Redred lipstick just doesn’t look good on everyone.

Shiny Objects
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 12:42 pm: [report]

Don’t combine 9 & 10.  It will get all over his member and all over your face.  Not hot.  And _jsw_ is right about the comical strip tease.  IDK why but it seems to be endearing.

gevlife
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 02:33 pm: [report]

I recently met a dude who said he didnt like blow jobs and would be insulted if a girl wanted to give him one as anything more than foreplay. It was like my world was turned upside down!

Isa
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 03:31 pm: [report]

Is this for real!?

glitterbug
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 03:57 pm: [report]

...this is a joke, right?

LostInStars
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 04:39 pm: [report]

Red lipstick can be pulled off by only a certain type of woman. The rest just look like clowns. I am in the latter category. And as for long, beautiful hair? I dont have it. It’s short and it’s sexy. Like, Rachel Leigh Cook sexy.

EarthGoddess
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 04:56 pm: [report]

I agree with a few of these, but mostly #9. My husband’s #1 turn on is red lipstick. Hands down. Lucky for me, I love wearing it and I can pull it off without looking like a clown, so I wear it almost daily. It makes me feel kind of empowered that something that takes me 3 seconds to apply can have such an effect on him! I use Revlon Colorstay Ultimate in Top Tomato and it stays on for hours ... love it.

*sam*
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 08:06 pm: [report]

1. Cook Him His Fave Food: yeah, b.c. my bf would LOVE to come home to a burnt down house!! no thanks, I’ll just stick to baking

  2. Hand Him Your Panties: why, when he seems to enjoy taking them off me himself. if I just handed him a pair of panties, he’d probably think I was asking him to put them in the laundry for me. laundry =/= sexy

  3. Hair, Long Beautiful Hair: yes, because those speed-bumps from having your hair up all day are just so riveting.

  4. Put On Some Girl-On-Girl Porn: seriously? I’m not a porn fan, and I personally can’t imagine trying to get it on with a couple of chicks screaming/moaning in the background.

  5. High Heels: HA! yeah, b/c there’s nothing sexier than seeing me fall flat on my face or break an ankle!!!

  6. Dirty Talk: OK, I’ll give this one to you, my guy loves it, but, I always feel so stupid!! lol

  7. Get His Friends To Think You’re The Coolest: I don’t think this matters so much when it comes to being sexy.. it’s more of a relationship test.. like, if his friends like me, then chances are, things are more likely to work out.—but you have to be careful with this one, b/c if they like you too much, it can cause some serious problems!!

  8. Strip Tease: simcha, I really like you and all, but why are you trying to make me embarrass myself?? I have the coordination of a cross-eyed, three-legged bull.

  9. Red Lipstick: again, are you trying to make me look like an idiot!?!?!

  10. Blowjobs: ah, finally! the one thing I know is guaranteed to work every time with my man

GAgirlinNYC
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 09:43 pm: [report]

Seriously- red lipstick? I am so interested to hear what more men think about it. My best friend (who is a guy) told me I couldn’t find a single man on earth that likes girls in red lipstick. I was so upset- I look awesome in it!

So guys, yes or no?

_jsw_
wrote on August 23 2009 @ 09:56 pm: [report]

@GAgirlinNYC: Yes. Assuming the woman likes it, of course. Clearly, some of you don’t think you look good in it. But those who don’t mind wearing it? Yeah. It’s nice.

Red_Lady
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 12:29 am: [report]

There are lots of different shades of red out there, so anyone can probably find some shade that works on them.  I myself am pretty pale, and although I very rarely wear lipstick, I remember having a good shade of red several years ago… Clinique rose-something or other.  I also remember a lot of horrible ones that made me look extremely pale and splotchy. 

As for post-ponytail hair…do guys even notice the wave?  It seems like something us girls would be more worried about, and guys wouldn’t even realize we weren’t perfect.

jfst
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 12:57 am: [report]

“Put On Some Girl-On-Girl Porn: Follow his thought path—I’m mad at her and now I want…. boobies!”

When does a guy not want boobies?

Riley
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 07:14 am: [report]

I agree with Lostinstars except I think it applies to most women.  I have never seen it on anyone, attractive or not, where it didn’t look weird.  I’m talking red, stuff here; the darker shades and whatnot look fine sometimes; but the crayola red needs to stop. 

I half expect women with red lipstick on to start making me an animal balloon or spray me with a seltzer bottle.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 07:47 am: [report]

Doesn’t this post amount to “lying” about yourself for personal gain?

Lynn
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 09:40 am: [report]

I don’t know why everyone is so intent on picking everything apart on The Frisky! Not everything is going to work for everyone…you can pick and choose…sheesh. I understand commenting on something you seriously think is wacko, but going through the whole list just to debate it is just picking a fight.

@CheeeeEEEEse - how so? I don’t see how anything on here would be lying about yourself, unless you trick his friends into thinking you’re cool when you’re actually severely unfun. Otherwise, letting down your hair or changing your shoes isn’t exactly lying about yourself, unless there is something inherent to yourself that doesn’t allow you to wear heels or give a BJ without betraying your true self?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 09:53 am: [report]

@Lynn: “10 Tips For Getting A Man To Think You’re Perfect”

_jsw_
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 09:57 am: [report]

@CheeeeEEEEse: I think there’s an intentional bit of hyperbole there. None of the suggestions are deceptive. Many might be ineffective, but they aren’t misleading. And even if someone follows all ten, they won’t be seen as perfect, since they still might put the toilet paper roll on backwards.

Riley
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:06 am: [report]

@Lynn - It is a discussion.  People are allowed to voice opinions, either in agreement or disagreement with the article.  It is the reason for a comments section, no? 

Or would you just like to see 30 comments at the bottom of every article reading, “OMG I totally agree!” “You are so right!” “Hit the nail on the head!” “It is like you read my mind!!” “I live my life through your thoughts and ideas.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:11 am: [report]

@jsw: You can put the roll on either way. It still dispenses the same.

@Riley: OMG you are soooo right!

_jsw_
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:15 am: [report]

@CheeeeEEEEse: No!!!!! The paper must come off the front. It does not dispense the same way when pulled from the back.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:17 am: [report]

@jsw: If it dispenses from the back, the cat can’t unwind the roll.

bogart4017
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:28 am: [report]

@gevlife—sorry but #10 won’t work for me either. You see i’m one of those guys that doesnt like blowjobs. I have no idea why but it freaks women out when you tell them.
As far as the girl-on-girl porn you can have it. It doesnt turn me off—it just doesnt turn me on (no i’m not from planet zorch. I’m just an average guy). Now if you want to hand me your panties you’re gonna have one distracted guy on your hands!

Gingee
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:31 am: [report]

Cook his favorite foods and wear an apron.  What is an apron? 

ALL lipstick looks horrible on me.  Red lipstick:  No one should see anything so ugly.  For the record, every guy I know does not like lipstick.  What they do like:  A gal who looks good without the warpaint, and who has showered, washed her hair and smells of soap and water. 

KISS:  Keep It Simple, Silly.

High heels: Nuh-uh.  Not fond of falling.

My hair is long and beautiful, but I wear it this way for ME. If the guy likes it, that’s fine.

Girl on girl porn:  Nah.  Not a lesbian. 

Get his friends to think I’m cool:  I AM. If they do not think so, so what? Maybe he should pick better friends.  Buy them all a round of drinks?  *laughing*  Cause nothing inspires respect and admiration like buying someone’s Good Opinion. 

Hand over the panties:  Gah.

bogart4017
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:33 am: [report]

...By the way, is it okay to turn down a blowjob or should i do what a co-worker says: Just accept it so her feelings won’t be hurt? Women don’t really take it personal if you don’t want a blowjob do they?

_jsw_
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:46 am: [report]

@bogart4017: No one should be upset if you explain that you are uncomfortable with getting one. If you make it seem like their technique sucks (I had to say it), then they’ll feel hurt, perhaps, but if you let them know ahead of time that you’re just not comfortable with it, I’d think most women would be fine with that, and probably quite a few would be quite happy with it indeed.

Gingee
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:57 am: [report]

GEVLIFE:

“It was like my world was turned upside down.”

It’s called preferences. 

Lynn
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 12:17 pm: [report]

@Riley - no of course I don’t, that would be boring. But I get ticked for the Frisky writers when they write something for us that seems like it’s supposed to be light, fluffy, tongue-in-cheek or generally not a serious list of “this is the one and only exact way to life your life” and people copy/paste the whole list just to take issue with every single point. That’s not picking a few to talk about - that’s being argumentative just for the sake of it. I’m pretty sure someone could post a list on Frisky that said “these are things I like: ice cream, puppies, rainbows, sunshine, smiles, hugs, and flowers” and someone would copy/paste the whole thing and say “ice cream makes you fat, puppies piss and whine, rainbows aren’t real, sunshine gives you cancer, hugs are stifling, and flowers are so full of allergies…HOW DARE YOU suggest all of these terrible things to me, Frisky!!”

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 12:29 pm: [report]

@Lynn: You are on the path of pessimism. Welcome young one.

demi-angel
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 07:04 pm: [report]

in defense for #9 it depends on the shade of red, if I go too orange, I look like Bobo the clown, but with the right shade, my guy tells me I remind him of one of those WWII pinup girls, he loves it.

DancingGeek
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 07:45 pm: [report]

Oh No, is this another Cosmo list of tips??? :o I don’t want a man to think I’m perfect, that is just way to much to live up to.  I’d rather he love me in spite of my inperfections or even because of them.

lejakl
wrote on August 24 2009 @ 10:12 pm: [report]

For those ladies worried about the elastic ponytail halo, I’d recommend incorporating a hair flip into the taking down the ponytail sequence. Get your fingers in there, shake it around for some volume. Works with certain hair types only. I don’t know about all you curly haired frizzers.

As for red lipstick, pick a red that suits your complexion. A fair skin red head will not be wearing the same red as an olive skinned dark haired woman.

duhh
wrote on October 23 2009 @ 11:39 pm: [report]

why, so he can find out you’re not?

it’s usually the other way around, the men pretending to be perfect…......