Helicopter Pilot Loses License Over In-Flight Sex

Stupid Moves Guys Have Made In The Name Of Sex

Posted by: Catherine Strawn Filed in: sex
10:00AM, Wednesday April 8th 2009

In general, sex makes people stupid—why else would anyone get it on with a complete stranger and not bother with protection? But there must be something in the water these days, because lately people are acting especially idiotic about intercourse.

A 31-year-old sex-offender in Arizona posed as a 12-year-old to enroll in several schools. Apparently this guy looks really young for his age, because he pulled off this stunt for two years. Neil Havens Rodreick II was sentenced to 70.5 years in prison yesterday. [AP]

A commercial helicopter pilot who joined the mile high club while he was the pilot has lost his flying license. David Keith Martz was videotaped in a sex act (with an adult film actress) while flying over San Diego in 2005, and the video hit the internet last year. Martz will be able to reapply for his license next year. [SignOnSanDiego.com]

A 15-year New York Police Department veteran who tested positive for cocaine in 2006 isn’t getting his job back even though he swears he didn’t do the drug. Jon Goldin sued last year after a NY state appeals court rejected the NYPD’s use of hair to test cops for illegal drug use. His lawsuit said the positive test was a result of “passive ingestion” from performing oral sex on his then-girlfriend, who later admitted to Goldin that she was a regular cocaine user. We don’t understand how cocaine could go from his girlfriend’s privates to his body unless she had sprinkled a white powder down her drawers. [NY Daily News]

comments

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 10:47 am: [report]

I had never heard of the helicopter sex story, I know what Google is going to give me when I get off work!

Sofjna
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 11:31 am: [report]

That third story is pretty creative.

retro chic
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 12:19 pm: [report]

Haha… The policeman sounds like he was borrowing one of his perp’s successful defenses; if the ex-girlfriend was a Pros witness, “going down” was the incredulous part.

NeelyOhara
wrote on April 8 2009 @ 07:45 pm: [report]

coke feels great on the genitals, i kind of believe the cop.

lmseagle
wrote on April 13 2009 @ 05:29 pm: [report]

First of all, I want to know how a 31-year-old posed as a 12-year old unless he was a “little person” and for two years at that. On the helicopter pilot, why would you videotape and post on the net something you know that you could lose your job for, and I don’t think he should ever get his license back. I definitely wouldn’t want him to be flying a helicopter I was on. As for the cop, even it was on the girl’s vagina and he gave her oral, he still technically did the cocaine, so he deserved what he got.

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