Stop The Cucumber Abuse, Ladies!
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
Filed in:
sex, video
9:40AM, Friday August 7th 2009
Are you a cucumber abuser? If you are, I think you know exactly what I mean by that. And it’s got to stop! The cucumbers can’t take it anymore! Created by an erotic shop called Sara’s Secret, these ads show just how traumatic life can be for poor, innocent cucumbers who find themselves in the hands of bored, sexually frustrated women. Don’t do it, girls! Go battery-powered instead. Or, there’s always the washing machine. [Agency Spy]
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dandrean
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 08:48 am: [report]
that kind of killed cucumbers for me…
i mean… wow.
now my salads shall be bland.
feinicstine
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 11:28 am: [report]
Hahaha fortunately the smell of cucumbers has always made me gag, so I can barely relate to the veggie abuse at all. Seriously though, the music and the big eyes on it? Hilarious.
raneforst
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 01:46 pm: [report]
I dont know…....my cucumbers always said they liked it. Does this mean they were faking?
bogart4017
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 02:41 pm: [report]
I swear i’ve seen this movie at some point in my life. I wish i could remember….
Anna Banana
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 06:09 pm: [report]
Well, I prefer bananas myself (JK!). If you go to their web site, there’s also a commercial involving a washing machine.
_jsw_
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 07:23 pm: [report]
Surely, this proves what I’ve always suspected: cucumbers are amongst nature’s dumbest vegetables. I mean, sure, it escaped. But where did it run to? The refrigerator. Yeah, hiding under that pizza’s sure to save its ass. It probably heard that “as cool as a cucumber” phrase and, despite spending its entire life outside, it decided to hide in the fridge.
While they might have a reputation as hicks, you’d never see ears of corn doing something so stupid.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 11:42 pm: [report]
Do NOT try this with a pickle.
_jsw_
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 11:49 pm: [report]
@CheeeeEEEEse: That’d just be gherkin’ off.
_jsw_
wrote on August 7 2009 @ 11:58 pm: [report]
...or perhaps you could call it a Dill-do.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 8 2009 @ 12:47 am: [report]
@jsw: I see what you did there. In response you have put me in quite a ‘predicament’ as you have left me no more synonyms with which to use…
stiffinp
wrote on August 13 2009 @ 07:32 pm: [report]
Gee. Where I used to work, we had a woman who used all kinds of vegetables for that application.
We called her the “vegamatic”.