Steven Meisel’s “Three Hundred And Seventeen And Counting”

• Drinks with little umbrellas, followed by an orgy, natch.
• I'll probably end up on "Girls Gone Wild."
• Spring Break service trips. My soul is just a tiny bit shinier than yours now.
• Uhhh, some of us grownups have a job.
• I'm too broke to do anything cool, sadly.

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