STD Stuffed Animals and Other Off-Color Kids Toys

STD Stuffed Animals And Other Toys Children Probably Shouldn’t Play With

Posted by: Ami Angelowicz Filed in: galleries, news
8:40AM, Wednesday September 2nd 2009

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STD Dolls

After you give your kids their My First Pole Dancer doll, better start teaching them about the dangers of sex. It’s really never too early to start! Forget about those old-fashioned books and videos—make a statement to your tot without saying a word with these STD stuffed animals. Sleep soundly knowing that “The Clap,” “Herpes,” and “Chlamydia” are in bed with your lil’ bit, keeping her company through the night. [Giant Microbes, $30 for set of four]

Is it just me or, while funny, aren’t these stuffed animals a touch inappropriate? After the jump, some more toys that won’t be making Christmas lists this year.

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BlueVibe
wrote on September 2 2009 @ 08:46 am: [report]

I have college classmates who were biology majors who would TOTALLY get these for their kids. They could explain later what the microbe actually caused.

Erin G
wrote on September 2 2009 @ 08:49 am: [report]

OMG I have two of these and I LOVE them. They’re so adorable!

My ex-boyfriend got me the flu and the Bubonic Plauge. I asked him for stuffed animals for valentines day, and this is what he found. I was so impressed by his creativity instead of some generic “I Love You” bear. One of the sweet things I’ll never forget even though we had a bad breakup.