Star Couplings: Natalie Portman Dumps Her Dirty Hippie
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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7:14AM, Thursday September 25th 2008
Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart have broken up. Was his beard too itchy when they made out? [Perez Hilton]
Get your Drew Barrymore/Chuck Bass face-sucking photos here. [DListed]
Billy Bob Thorton says that Angelina Jolie is still one of his best friends. I think he gave the blood vial back though when they divorced. [Us Weekly]
You know who’s dating? Jamie Lynn Sigler (aka Meadow Soprano) and the guy who plays Turtle on “Entourage”! [Us Weekly]
Former-“Bachelorette” Jen Schefft is engaged to some guy she did not meet on a reality dating show. [People]
Tags: angelina jolie, celebrity couples, star couplings, the bachelorette, drew barrymore, natalie portman, ed westwick
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wrote on September 25 2008 @ 08:23 am: [report]
Correction: beards themselves aren’t itchy, it’s just that hippie beards are always INFESTED WITH MITES.