Posted by: Amelia | Filed in: Celebs
9:00AM, Monday June 23rd 2008
Splash News
Jake Gyllenhaal is working his butt off, trying to convince Reese Witherspoon that they should get married. By the way, Reese Witherspoon looks awesome when she is trying to go incognito. [Oh No They Didn’t!]
Amy Winehouse has emphysema, according to her dad. She’s got to quit smoking ciggies and, you know, CRACK if she wants to sing again/live. [DListed]
Eww, eww. Larry Birkhead bought some of Anna Nicole Smith’s lingerie at an auction and said it was for their baby daughter Dannielynn. [Perez Hilton]
Timbaland had a formal wedding in Aruba this weekend, after having a quickie ceremony with new wife Monique earlier this month. This time they did not wear sweats. [Us Weekly]
Tags: star couplings, reese witherspoon, jake gyllenhaal, amy winehouse, timbaland, marilyn monroe, emphysema
Mug
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
stupid asses, Larry Birkhead did not buy Marilyn Monroes lingeree, he bought Anna Nicole Smiths old lingeree for her daughter. Dumbasses.
Amelia
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
Correction made. But my stupid ass still thinks it’s creepy!
Jane
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
Jake and Reese - more tabloid BS about the fauxmance.
“Reese Witherspoon looks awesome” - what a joke! As we can see, Reese isn’t attractive and dresses badly.
sassmouth
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
I have such a love/hate with fedoras, but I have to say, Reese rocks it. She looks adorable!
LovesIt
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
@Jane. I think she looks pretty darn cute in that outfit (even if she is drowning in bags).
Jane
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
Sorry LovesIt, Reese’s hat and bag are hideous.
And that fake-nice, smug b!tch didn’t look cute since 1997.
Amelia
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
@Jane Did Reese stick maxi pads all over your locker in junior high or something? Why all the hatred?
lady wilma
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
@jane well maybe you just have no sense of style.
Jane
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
You’re right. I’m being a total bitch. The fact of the matter is that I have a hardcore lezbo crush on Reese, so I employ aggressive negativity in a desperately futile attempt to suppress my hot and heavy sapphic yearnings.
guess
wrote on June 23 2008: [report]
Either way, you’re crazy.
She looks cute.
Spot on Jane
wrote on June 24 2008: [report]
No Jane,you were right the first time,she’s a fake-nice smug bitch and Jake’s reputation is being sullied by his association with her. Wake up and smell the coffee Jakey boy!
Hey Jane
wrote on June 24 2008: [report]
Jane, I am not fan of the Jake/Reese showmobile either. It reeks of desperation IMO.