Star Couplings: Billy Bob Thorton Wishes Upon A Star

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: celebs
5:30AM, Friday June 13th 2008

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Billy Bob Thorton told the press, “[Angelina Jolie] is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She’ll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I’ll be there when she’s ready to come to her senses though.” Homeboy forgot to take his crazy pills. [Defamer]

The Bach moved out of Shayne Lamas’ apartment! Oh no! Wait, not to worry, he was just getting his own place now that he’s moved to L.A. to be with her. [People]

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt want to have their wedding filmed by and aired on MTV. We hate ourselves. We would totally watch. Sob. [Perez Hilton]

Apparently John Mayer is a friggin’ rock star in bed. He’d better be, because he is a crappy rock star outside the bedroom. [OK]