Star Couplings: Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz Have A Jungle Book Baby
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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9:00AM, Friday November 21st 2008
Apple, Moses, Zuma Nesta Rock, sit your little butts down. There’s a new baby on the block and its name is way, way, way more appalling than yours. Ashlee Simpson-Wentz popped out her baby yesterday, and she and husband Pete Wentz named the little boy…wait for it…BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. Like the borough. Like the character from “The Jungle Book.” Like years, and years, and years of ass kickings in junior high. [DListed]
Adorable new couple alert! Emily Blunt (from “The Devil Wears Prada”) and John Kransinski (Jim on “The Office”) are dating! [Just Jared]
Prince William’s Royal Weiner. Blurry, impressive, but probably NSFW. [DListed]
Holly Madison’s new boyfriend, Criss Angel, doesn’t like her to wear as much makeup as her old boyfriend, Hugh Hefner, did. We think she looks way prettier too. [Paris Hilton]
Reese Witherspoon has been giving some interviews lately that suggest she’s nowhere near ready to get married again, despite Jake Gyllenhaal being a hot piece. [Perez Hilton]
Robert Pattinson says he can’t find a girl who wants to commit. Um, hello. Call me. [Us Weekly]
Madonna and Guy Ritchie have been granted a quickie divorce. [People]
Tags: celebrity couples, star couplings, ashlee simpson, madonna, bronx mowgli, guy ritchie, reese witherspoon
Lynn
wrote on November 21 2008 @ 01:41 pm: [report]
JOHN! NO! Don’t you know we are meant for each other!!
Elle
wrote on November 21 2008 @ 09:37 pm: [report]
Mowgli Syndrome is a term that is often given to children that are found with severe cognitive and/or physical deficiencies that are not the result of any biological cause, but rather are due to severe neglect. “Mowgli Syndrome” is not an official diagnosis and that it is merely a rarely used descriptive term for children with extraordinarily deficient upbringings that cause them to have trouble adjusting to the normal culture that they would have otherwise been raised in.
nuff said.