Sperm: The Newest Anti-Aging Serum?!
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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8:50AM, Thursday October 8th 2009
I have this theory that there is a covert organization out there, run by men, that is devoted to finding scientific “evidence” that women should give blow jobs and, preferably, swallow. Their latest discovery? Human sperm may slow the aging process! That’s right, Botox addicts: According to the Telegraph, “spermidine, a compound that is found in sperm, slows aging processes and increases longevity in yeast, flies, worms and mice, as well as human blood cells, by protecting cells from damage.” Of course, what this really means is that maybe someday down the road scientists could possibly create a wonder pill that extends the human lifespan, but our boys at Asylum want women to believe that we should just start giving more head now. “In other words, science has just declared that the fountain of youth is in your pants. Adjust your seduction techniques accordingly.” Nice try, guys! [Telegraph via Asylum]
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Riley
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 07:58 am: [report]
The League will hear of this dissident attitude. This will not go unnoticed!
Pinky
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 08:27 am: [report]
Joan Rivers is not pleased.
bethlynn00
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 08:47 am: [report]
Still I would rather age, than swallow…
Kiki T
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 09:48 am: [report]
and it’s a good conditioner for hair, serious
ksdancer
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 10:49 am: [report]
And the next thing we’ll hear is that it makes a good face cream for anti-aging when it lands on our face, right?
megly
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 12:12 pm: [report]
Perhaps this was why Blanche was always the youngest looking golden girl!
betty123
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 12:13 pm: [report]
Ah ksdancer, you totally beat me to that joke!
prgirl
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 04:29 pm: [report]
So glad I always swallow:) and btw, it’s already in face cream!
impoddity
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 06:46 pm: [report]
No wonder men don’t have to buy moisturizers; it’s ready made. So jealous….
duhh
wrote on October 29 2009 @ 10:47 pm: [report]
OMG what do you mean it’s already in face cream?
It’d better not be in my face cream…...I’m not putting BOVINE sperm on my face…...or PORCINE sperm….ewwwwwww.
I already figured this out a long time ago that it might be great for a face treatment….....I just never have put it to practice….....I’m talking about applying it, leaving it on for a while and rinsing it off….....
as for swallowing…......um, yea, mushrooms aren’t my favorite thing…....and that’s what I taste…..somewhat anyway ..........no offense.