Website Proves That Some Boobs Are Jigglier Than Others
Posted by: Ami Angelowicz
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1:10PM, Tuesday September 1st 2009
As those of us proud owners know, sometimes the boob jiggle factor can be really annoying during strenuous activities. Well, a New Zealand sports bra company, Shock Absorber, is combating jiggle one pair at a time. On their website, they have a very strange bounce-o-meter feature where you type in your cup size, select your activity level, and watch those girls shake. The big selling point? It shows you the jiggle factor of the girls in three states—-naked jiggle, with regular bra, and with a Shock Absorber sports bra. Sold! [Buzzfeed]
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bogart4017
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 12:17 pm: [report]
and how is this going to correct anything if it is true that most women are wearing the wrong bra size?
ikimashokie
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 12:17 pm: [report]
I remember this site. It seems that they believe for high activity at my size, my nipples will flail about while the rest of my boob stays relatively the same. Usually if I am tooling about at high activity levels sans bra, I am more worried about knocking myself unconscious, something which Ms. Highly-active-FF+G does not seem concerned.
Shouldn’t there be some movement of the whole breast? Even in my “normal” bra, if they’re going to move, it’s up and down, not in this weird figure 8. And after my last experience with a “zomg you will not move at all during high activity!” bra, I will stick to ye olde dailye bra(e).
Kathls
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 12:44 pm: [report]
omg that looked so painful! i hope i don’t look like that when i do yoga. and double yikes if you watch the highest activity level.
@ ikimashokie: lmao, on the “knocking myself unconscious”. and may I add to it, poking your eye out because that’s what some of those videos looked like
effing hickster
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 02:03 pm: [report]
Rule #43: If it exists, there is porn for it.
Aarlone
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 05:20 pm: [report]
Weird animation aside, I have one of their bras (a 32FF that I’ve since grown too large for) and it’s the best bra I own. I still have a little jiggle and don’t feel totally comfortable jogging, but it’s incredibly better than anything else I’ve ever worn.
impoddity
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 06:06 pm: [report]
First Lord of the Rings, and now this. Gotta love those Kiwis!!
Aidra
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 06:41 pm: [report]
That’s… interesting. I love Shock Absorber’s sports bras. I’ve had one for the last 4 years that keeps my babies pinned against my chest with very minimal bounce even during running. Any of their level 3 and 4 bras will do the trick.