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Slideshow: Boob Schmoobs!

Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry Filed in: celebs, galleries
4:30PM, Tuesday July 29th 2008

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Whether or not lil’ Ali Lohan had a boob job, it’s a totally duh-statement that many, many, many actresses go under the knife to fit the typical Hollywood bombshell mold. Not these ladies—and especially not Keira Knightly, who refuses to be digitally enhanced. After the jump, 10 actresses who have embraced their bee stings and said “no thanks” to silicone.

[Note: We’re totally down for women who are flat-chested naturally, not as a result of bypassing meals and wasting away to nothingness.]

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Tags: breasts, breast size, slideshows, galleries, flat-chested, actresses

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atlgirl
wrote on July 29 2008 @ 06:02 pm: [report]

I love this post! It’s about time we celebrated The Sisterhood of the Celebrity Flats!

ClatieK
wrote on July 29 2008 @ 08:19 pm: [report]

So not having giant inflate-a-cans = flat now? Sigh.

Some of these ladies qualify for that moniker, but Cameron and Mischa both have nice, normal boobs.

Amelia
wrote on July 29 2008 @ 08:25 pm: [report]

@ClatieK Take back the word “flat”!!! Empower it! Also, Cameron has pecs.

Elle
wrote on July 29 2008 @ 08:26 pm: [report]

I’d definitely be considered “flat” by these standards. Thank goodness for Victoria’s Secret push-up bras. =D

chaoticdiva
wrote on July 29 2008 @ 10:08 pm: [report]

Still no mention of Keira Knightley? But hey, I’m loving the list!!

Amelia
wrote on July 30 2008 @ 04:46 am: [report]

@chaoticdiva I think I need you to sit at my computer with me and remind me of the little things that slip my mind! I added the Keira Knightly note.

bittermelon
wrote on July 31 2008 @ 05:32 am: [report]

What about a list of actresses who have one boob noticeably larger than the other, like my orange and clementine What do they do, just pad the smaller boob?

Amelia
wrote on July 31 2008 @ 05:47 am: [report]

@bittermelon Yeah, probably. I would love to see someone famous embrace their lopsidedness! After all, supposedly one breast IS always larger.

joejoejoe
wrote on July 31 2008 @ 02:21 pm: [report]

Um sorry but neither Mischa Barton nor Thandie Newton are flat chested. Particularly Thandie, who approaches a full C cup when shes not starving herself.

joejoejoe
wrote on July 31 2008 @ 02:23 pm: [report]

And Cameron Diaz used to have a respectable rack, back when she had more than 2% body fat

Anna
wrote on July 31 2008 @ 02:36 pm: [report]

Don’t forget Mary Louise Parker, most recently of Weeds fame? She’s on the small side, and still somehow gorgeously sexy. Come to think of it, Gwen Stefani has been known to rock out in a flat-chested bikini top.