Are you afraid of being attacked while you’re sleeping? Are you the wife of a gangster or sought-after criminal? If you answered “yes” to either of those questions, the Quantum Sleeper is the bed for you. It’s covered in fireproof, bulletproof plating with a filtered ventilation system, see-through head cover, motion detector, microwave, refrigerator, and more. You might feel claustrophobic, but at least you’ll be safe. [QSleeper.com via MentalFloss]