Should A Dude Blow Smoke Up Your Vag?
Posted by: Dr. V
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12:30PM, Monday April 20th 2009
While men love it when we blow them, can women get blown, too? I’m talking literally—with smoke. That’s what I’ve been wondering on 4/20 (remember kids, don’t do drugs!). Erowid, the online encyclopedia of drugs, answers this burning question:
I was sitting around with my girlfriend yesterday, smoking marijuana out of a bong. We decided to try an experiment, so I exhaled a bong hit into her vagina and held it closed for a few seconds. When I let go, a significant amount of smoke was forced out. I did this three times, and a few minutes later she reported feeling high. My girlfriend has asthma, which prevents her from smoking up as much as she wants to. If vaginal administration of marijuana smoke is safe, it would allow her to get high without irritating her lungs. Is this safe for the vagina and the rest of the body?
Dope or dopey idea? Find out after the jump.
It turns out, blowing any kind of smoke up your ass vagina is a bad idea. According to Erowid, when air is forced into any orifice, you can get tiny bubbles in your bloodstream—otherwise known as an air embolism. While the itself smoke won’t kill you, an air embolism can. D.A.R.E. to tell that stoner to get his head out of the clouds and out from between your legs.
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Humble Bee
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 12:44 pm: [report]
whatahell!
Thats just plain stupid.
Smoke up my vag!?!?, i would slap him outta of the apartment if anyone ever asked me that.
I do enjoy toking it up once in a while, but damn you have to be super stupid to even think of that. Even being high is no excuse to think of stupid things like that. Stories like that give marijuana such a bad name. Cant people just smoke, chill, get the muchies and act normal? Guess not…
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 12:49 pm: [report]
This is a fetish, usually related to marijuana smoking.
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 01:00 pm: [report]
It’s probably not safe, check out 420 girls if you’re into that. Kinda punkish, which I like.
marshmallows
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 01:36 pm: [report]
Isn’t this what pot brownies are for?
Kati-Anne
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 03:56 pm: [report]
I thinks this makes her the official Reefer Queefer.
Kati-Anne
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 03:57 pm: [report]
rather I *think…
CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on April 20 2009 @ 04:10 pm: [report]
@Kati-Anne: COTD!
sinister minister
wrote on April 21 2009 @ 02:07 am: [report]
I have a close friend who received oral from a guy after he had a smoke & she end up with an infection…
bogart4017
wrote on April 22 2009 @ 12:47 pm: [report]
Damn weedheads get REAL creative when they smoke!
tuzonapat
wrote on April 23 2009 @ 02:32 pm: [report]
JUST A STUPID OLD GRANDMA HERE, BUT, IF SHE CAN GET AN “AIR EMBOLISM” FROM HIM PERFORMING A BJ ON HER, CAN HE GET ONE FROM HER GIVING HIM A BJ?? I MEAN THIS ALL SOUNDS DAMN SERIOUS, NOT A REAL PROBLEM FOR MY GENERATION LOL…OR IS IT??
REALLY LIKE TO KNOW..
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diablita
wrote on May 6 2009 @ 09:32 pm: [report]
Can you IMAGINE trying to pass a blunt/bowl around and seeing a participant head into the bathroom to give her muff a puff because she has asthma? It’ll be the new craze, I’m sure.