Semen 101
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2:10PM, Monday February 8th 2010
Thanks to BuzzFeed for providing us with more information than we ever needed to know about sperm, in handy infographic format. Some nuggets of info we’ve gleaned: a serving size (one teaspoon) contains 20 calories and the average speed of ejaculation is 31 miles per hour. Learn lots more after the jump.
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LadyMacBeth
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 8:24 PM
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Who thought it was necessary to make the semen in the teaspoon look like it had been dispensed from a hair mousse container?And I'd have love to have been a fly on a wall of the first village elder council when they decided how the youngin's were going to man up from then on.
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cheekachu
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 8:28 PM
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Haha, fun page. But...jaguars don't live in Africa, West or East.
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Lexington
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 8:38 PM
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@LadyMacBeth- I thought it looked like whipped cream and was subsequently very conflicted.
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tabby
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 8:42 PM
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3 hours on a toilet seat?!?
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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 8:44 PM
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@tabby: Cumming to a seat near you!
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ACooper
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 8:47 PM
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I always have the visual of them stuck in my teeth.
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looking for paradise
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 8:51 PM
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and who wanted to be that person to measure for the world record of 18 feet? That's some major power...
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ElleSays
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 8:55 PM
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Well, I guess I'm glad it's not going to ruin my diet...
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PFG-SCR
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:04 PM
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Serving size is 1 teaspoon but it states serving size per package is 3-5 at any time. Can I meet that guy?There's so much more that I want to say about this, but I hate to use my raunchiest comments on a Monday.
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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:07 PM
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@SCRMOM: His name is Peter North.
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AnitaBath
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:09 PM
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@ACooper: Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing visual.
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PFG-SCR
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:11 PM
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@CheeeeEEEEse: That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me. ;)
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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:13 PM
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@SCRMOM: And the stickiest.
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PFG-SCR
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:16 PM
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@CheeeeEEEEse: Let's hope so.
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ElleSays
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:27 PM
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I just made a food item for it in my diet tracker thing.
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brandyalexander
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:35 PM
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FYI this is where we vegans get our protein.
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ElleSays
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:37 PM
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@brandyalexander hahahahahahahahaha
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Kathls
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 9:52 PM
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3 hours. eek! I was thinking it lived inside a woman's body more like 3 days -- da@mn, wishful thinking I guess.
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clearbluesky
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 11:00 PM
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@brandyalexander -- is it still vegan if the guy eats meat? ;)
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staciarain
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 11:04 PM
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I think it was the mucus bit that made me lose my appetite for the time being. Ew.
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brandyalexander
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 11:12 PM
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@clearblue: Nope. Only vegan wieners qualify :)
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brandyalexander
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 11:14 PM
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Mmm, I'm hungry. See you all tomorrow.
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CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on February 8, 2010 @ 11:15 PM
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Technically it's not meat, and you're not really eating it....
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effing hickster
wrote on February 9, 2010 @ 1:07 AM
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Hmm, maybe they could have an ejaculation competition at the next summer Olympics? I think I could qualify.
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PFG-SCR
wrote on February 9, 2010 @ 3:37 AM
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@eh: USA! USA! USA!
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