Are You Down For The Count?
Posted by: Susannah Breslin
Filed in:
news
9:20AM, Thursday October 8th 2009
The Sexist has taken the time to put together “The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes,” and, my god, they are awful. Pictured: the Down for the Count costume for vampire fanatics and those who have forever dreamed of spending a Halloween wandering around dressed as Dracula with a blowup doll performing oral sex on them. I’m sure any dude would be the life of the party in that grand getup. And it’s only $59.99! Check out the rest of The Sexist’s scary sexy costumes for the Spaghetti Penis costume, Camille Toe, and Finding Sexy Nemo.
TheFrisky.com is part of the Turner Sports and Entertainment Digital Network
Pinky
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 09:02 am: [report]
Leave it to men to get things a*s backwards. HE is the vampire which means HE is supposed to do the sucking. (pun intended)
bumbler
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 09:19 am: [report]
I don’t get it… it makes about as much sense as Count Crotchula.
dangerkirby
wrote on October 8 2009 @ 04:59 pm: [report]
i almost got the ghostbuster costume, actually. instead, im making my own costume. im going to be harley quinn
JoelleA
wrote on October 15 2009 @ 03:28 am: [report]
Holidays typically involve a certain amount of discretionary spending in celebration of that holiday, and Halloween spending is already beginning! This year, Michael Jackson costumes are already selling at a record pace, and lots of people will be out there with Thriller costumes. Halloween is fast rising as one of the biggest spending holidays. People are even dressing up their pets for Halloween – who doesn’t love an insipid and annoying Chihuahua in a tutu? There will be plenty of Halloween spending of short term loans on cool costumes and events for sure this year.