Scary New Masturbation Device For Dudes

Posted by: Susannah Breslin Filed in: sex
8:09AM, Thursday August 27th 2009

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Yeah, so there’s pretty much nothing about this video that doesn’t freak me out. The obsession with hygiene. The fact that no identifiable human appears in it. That the product is called “The Flip Hole.” Say hello to a guy’s new best friend when it comes to high-tech self-pleasuring. Designed by the people who think masturbating with robo-eggs is a good idea, what we have here is a plastic vagina with a ribbed interior. Dudes stick their peen into the hole. And then ... the magic happens? I don’t know. Sometimes men confuse me. [Buzzfeed]

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julseymp
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 07:21 am: [report]

Ha! Alright, I don’t normally write things like “LOL” but I seriously was laughing out loud watching that video. Just like vibrators were probably once seen as shocking and are now just “normal” to have, I wonder if this is going to become commonplace in the future?!

impoddity
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 07:38 am: [report]

I’d be interested in this if I were a guy, especially with its relatively low price compared to some vibrators.

My only concerns would be 1) my peen wasn’t long enough to reach the end of “The Flip Hole” and 2) if somehow my peen got stuck. Disappointment, followed very closely by panic, would ensue.

kiss my feet
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 09:51 am: [report]

rubbish. they should show a penis using it. not a pen.

thegr8brownie
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 11:28 am: [report]

WHAT?!
Why do women have such a biased opinions when it comes to male sex toys? I have seen some pretty ominous looking dildos, and do I even have to get into the Sybian?
I think you are just thinking what guys probably thought when dildos; “you mean guys can get off better than we can get them off?”

Ghirardelli
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 02:46 pm: [report]

That was so weird..

Coral
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 02:54 pm: [report]

I honestly don’t think it’s THAT strange. Whatever, it’s a male sex toy. So what?!

cutiepi.
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 03:40 pm: [report]

only 50 uses ? really?

wild-ting
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 06:49 pm: [report]

Yeaahh, ummm…WTF!

wild-ting
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 06:52 pm: [report]

@impoddity: you made me LOL really hard

@kiss my feet: haven’t you ever heard the term “pen"cil dick?

(sorry, I couldn’t resist)

julseymp
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 10:23 pm: [report]

@thegr8brownie: hey man, if you or any other dude out there wants to get this sex toy or another male sex toy, more power to ya! Personally, I wasn’t laughing at the idea of a male sex toy, just the way in which the product was presented.

november82
wrote on August 27 2009 @ 10:32 pm: [report]

the “future of masturbation” has arrived! Kinda wish I had a peen of my own so I could try it out. How the voice over guy was not cracking up is beyond me.

snap
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 01:40 pm: [report]

hole lotion!

Iammina
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 07:04 pm: [report]

I love this presentation, it reminds me of a pencil sharpener,and why am I am still smiling. Did that rod look extra long or is this a one-size-fits-all? Do we (girls) look like that inside? I hope not, I don’t want all of those knobby things growing inside of me.
Makes me wonder what kind of a guy would use this device?

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 07:24 pm: [report]

Ok, I finally got to watch the video, and I must say that I am impressed. The design is quite impressive (The clam shell-ness) and would seem like a good experience in general.

However I’ve got some problems with it. Did you see how much lube the used! Jeez, I could use that thing 10 times with that amount of lube. Also, the ridges, seriously, not necessary. I actually have a masturbator, and yes that is what they are called, and I don’t use it that often because it’s a pain in the ass to clean, you need lube, and then you have to dry the damn thing. It’s infinitely easier to jerk it dry (and carefully) then go through all those steps.

My 2 cents (And much more crap that you didn’t really need to know).

_jsw_
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 07:34 pm: [report]

@CheeeeEEEEse: Thanks for posting and reminding me that I wanted to do so as well. I watched the video late last night, and I have to say that, yes, it does look like something I’d at least try. Worst case, it’d suck (well, OK, that’d be best case, so I guess I meant “not function adequately”). It certainly seems like, with enough lube, it might be fun to try. I suspect that it likely wouldn’t actually work well enough or last long enough to be a truly worthwhile buy, though. But… it is intriguing.

draymond
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 08:45 pm: [report]

Ok girls, if you have ever wondered how guys can be intimidated by some high tech vibrating toy?

Consider how you match up with this gizmo. Can you separately control the degree of pressure in the front middle and back? Do you have four separate pleasure zones? Do you flip open and wash completly clean so never to have an unpleasant odor? Do you have three special formulations of lubrication to provide different sensations?

Of course, no comparison, you’re a real woman, not a gadget.

But just for a moment imagine a guy after a few minutes saying, “sorry, your’re wonderfull, but it just isn’t going to happen” and then getting out his Tenga Flip Hole from the nightstand.

I’m just sayin….

layla79
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 10:20 pm: [report]

Good point, draymond. At least thanks for says they real women are no comparison against a gadget. I might think twice about reaching for the nightstand now!

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on August 28 2009 @ 11:46 pm: [report]

@layla79: Pfft, I can also grab my c0ck really hard and achieve the same outcome, so what is the big deal?

Soozle
wrote on August 29 2009 @ 11:03 am: [report]

“At the deepest insertion point, the End Orb is awaiting.”

Now if that isn’t sexy-sounding, I don’t know what is.

All frivolity aside, I have to admit that as a woman I do find it a little intimidating… but I have to remind myself that although I use a vibe a lot, I still prefer getting off with a real dude. I assume most folks prefer the real thing, too.

Still, this may be to dudes what the Rabbit was for the ladies!

majicksand
wrote on August 29 2009 @ 03:47 pm: [report]

OMG, we ladies have been outsourced! How will luvtara pay for dinner now?

draymond
wrote on August 29 2009 @ 04:48 pm: [report]

““At the deepest insertion point, the End Orb is awaiting.”
Now if that isn’t sexy-sounding, I don’t know what is. “

Either that or it is a description of the final level of a video game.

Princess_Diana
wrote on August 29 2009 @ 10:14 pm: [report]

YAY for toys

majicksand
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 01:33 pm: [report]

I told my husband I was gonna get him a FlipHole for Father’s Day next year. If all goes well, I’ll be giving birth around that time, so he’ll need a “friend” for about 6 weeks!

Squidtermz
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 03:11 pm: [report]

My hand can do that

_jsw_
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 03:15 pm: [report]

@Squidtermz: That’s very kind of you to offer. I wonder if her husband will accept.

majicksand
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 03:34 pm: [report]

Sorry, Squid. My husband said to tell you that though your offer is very kind, he must regretfully decline your assistance at this time.

Actually he just looked at me funny, but that’s hard to describe.

Alas, my idea was rejected as well. I thought for sure he’d be jazzed—he usually loves techie gadgets.

JennyPurr
wrote on August 31 2009 @ 11:36 pm: [report]

Awesome!
A few of my friends have tried the Tenga (not the Flip Hole though) and they says it’s AMAZING. Scratch that “f’ing amazing”.

At times like this I wish I had a penis. Did you SEE all those textures?

@draymond Good point. I too will think twice about reaching for the nightstand too hastily.

tabby
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 07:09 pm: [report]

My boyfriend said he would want one if it wasn’t so huge. And considering how weird some of my vibrators are, I can’t really blame the guy

Aidra
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 08:24 pm: [report]

Guys are so lucky.

_jsw_
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 08:25 pm: [report]

Keep in mind that guys who are using this aren’t actually getting lucky, hence the use of it.

Aidra
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 08:41 pm: [report]

Tenga has some interesting masturbators for men. Those Japanese sure think of everything. The $8,000 love dolls sure are….realistic. http://www.kanojotoys.com/shop/tenga-c-32.html

leonkennedy74
wrote on September 1 2009 @ 11:41 pm: [report]

As much as this seems scary, you have to remember that in Japan married couples don’t make love like we do in the states. Sex and love making are slightly taboo for them. They see sex as an emotionless act and it’s not something that occurs often. It’s why Japanese men own a mastrubator and generally, lots and lots of porn. When I visited both Kyoto and Tokyo in April, porn is pretty common and there’s no age limit to purchase it. I walked right up to the counter and inquired about it. It may seem strange to us but remember, there’s a different culture there.

majicksand
wrote on September 2 2009 @ 07:32 am: [report]

@Aidra: I had to check out the link. Pretty sure if I was a cat, I’d be dead by now. You weren’t kidding; those things look too real. The creepy-factor kicks in when you notice the eyes—there’s no “life” in them. I think if I were a guy, I’d feel like a necrophiliac with one of those dolls.

CondomElite
wrote on September 3 2009 @ 02:26 pm: [report]

Tenga products are cool and very effective! If you like to laugh watch this with Tenga way to apply lubricant. http://condomelite.com/condoms/2009/08/09/apply-lubricant-with-pleasure/

slaterophi
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 01:06 am: [report]

1. Japanese and Koreans are very concerned about hygiene, thus the way the commercial was presented and its emphasis on cleanliness. I work in the packaging industry, and we have to secure our packaging ten-fold for their products (skincare, cosmetics, food, etc.). That’s the cultural difference between them and Westerners (not what @leonkennedy74 was stating about sexless marriages…that’s kind of a stereotype).
2. @_jsw_ guys masturbate all the time whether they’re “getting’ some” or not. You have a lot to learn about guys if you think we only masturbate during dry spells. I couldn’t ask a girl to keep up with me in that regard, plus I wouldn’t really want to. Masturbation is a selfish, guilty pleasure with no pressure. Sex is fun, but it’s also work. If you’re having a hard time understanding why your significant other still has porn and masturbates, there is your answer.
3. As for the product, it seems pretty cool, but in the end, I’m sure a bunch of guys like me would find it too much of a hassle to bother with. I do just fine with my hand. For me, the point of masturbation is to simply get off and release some steam. It doesn’t really need to be that pleasurable as much as it needs to be effective.

majicksand
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 07:29 am: [report]

@slaterophi: First let me say: Welcome to The Frisky. You’re obviously new here. Just to help you out in your future posts, I’ll give you a heads up. JSW is very much a guy. If you stick around, you’ll learn to appreciate his sense of humor. He’s actually one of the “rockstars” around here.

_jsw_
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 08:09 am: [report]

@slaterophi: As majicksand pointed out, yes, I’m equipped to use this device. And as she also pointed out, I am a rockstar around here - except for the minor quibbling points that I have no band, music, press, fame, fortune, talent, or groupies. However, I do often walk around in leather pants. That’s probably what she meant. Although it scares me a bit that she knows.

majicksand
wrote on September 16 2009 @ 10:56 am: [report]

@jsw: Gimme a break. I dreamed of being a rockstar my entire youth, so I still think in those terms. As for the leather pants, well, I suppose they’re ok as long as you keep pairing them with those funky, tye-dyed silk shirts.