Sarah Palin Sex Doll Now On Sale
Posted by: Susannah Breslin | Filed in: Sex
8:30AM, Thursday October 09th 2008
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Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness. After the jump, all the details on what may be America’s first political sex doll.
Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is known as the “This is NOT Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll.” Featuring a busty, conservatively dressed Palin lookalike, the box cover promises: “Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” The political love doll’s suggested uses include: “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” “Let her pound your gavel over and over,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.” In addition, the company suggests, the Palin doll could stand in for the candidate at her next debate with Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden. “This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.” Who knew the coming presidential election could be decided by a sex doll?
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Jenn
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 09:20 am:
I wonder if her husband will buy one.
Amelia
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 09:44 am:
Would come in handy for the next month while she’s on the campaign trail…
BitchBuzz
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 10:52 am:
Gross! Too bad it doesn’t say something like, “Just make sure you use a condom - she doesn’t believe in abortion!”
Croutons
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 12:03 pm:
The world’s first sex doll that won’t put out until you marry it!
dpk
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 02:30 pm:
“By purchasing this novelty device, you are contractually required to transfer any semen deposited in or on said device to the uterus of a real woman within 1 hour.”
atlgirl
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 03:22 pm:
I think there should be a talkin’ one.
Bill
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 04:29 pm:
Where is the Tina Fey doll
Randallphobia
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 05:57 pm:
For some reason, my wife won’t let me link this to her VERY Republican parents.
I think that she’s just worried about nothing. Who needs to be invited over to the in-laws for holidays anyway?
Randallphobia
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 06:02 pm:
However, I am now second guessing as to why I linked it to my mother even if she does lean toward the Democrats.
<facepalm>
Looking forward to awkward Thanksgiving now!
aj2112
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 06:19 pm:
its not really a sarah palin doll because it cant have babies. and when is the bristol palin doll being released i wanna have a shotgun wedding with a blowup doll.
T Doyle
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 06:30 pm:
What a great Idea! A high five to Topco for a great idea. This is what America is all about! Good for you! Next item idea? How about a Obama doll that Bill Ayers can blow up?
d
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 06:34 pm:
to bitchbuzz:
I don’t think she believes in contraception, either.
d
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 06:36 pm:
and to T Doyle:
great Idea! HA!
autumnob
[report]wrote on October 09 2008 @ 09:06 pm:
I love the comments!!! Being the Director of Product Development at Topco Sales (the company who released this doll) I am glad to see that some people have a sense of humor! Now go out and buy it as a gift for those that don’t have a sense of humor.
Disinterested Viewer
[report]wrote on October 10 2008 @ 07:46 am:
As an ultra-conservative, I think this is funny as hell.
The funniest thing about it, though, is the lack of any condemnation from the National Organization of Women…
Amelia
[report]wrote on October 10 2008 @ 08:02 am:
@Disinterested Viewer I think NOW has bigger fish to fry. Sex dolls are nothing new. Sex dolls based on real people are nothing new either. I’m sure NOW doesn’t love it, but I think they’re more interested in, like, protecting a woman’s right to choose and equal pay for equal work.
delia manniom
[report]wrote on October 10 2008 @ 08:35 am:
i have one question willthe doll be able to hold a rifle and shoot wolves and caribou or do we need to put a stuffed wolf in the sale,better yet how about the foot of the wolf she declared as a bounty,bitch.killer of animals what would she do to people.
BlueBerry Pick'n
[report]wrote on October 10 2008 @ 09:37 am:
[url="http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn4469”
10.Dec.03, NewScientist.com
Danny Penman
”Psychologists in Canada have finally proved what women have long suspected - men really are irrational enough to risk entire kingdoms to catch sight of a beautiful face.
Biologists have long known that animals prefer immediate rewards to greater ones in the future. This process, known as “discounting the future”, is found in humans too and is fundamental to many economic models.
Resources have a value to individuals that changes through time. For example, immediately available cash is generally worth more than the same amount would be in the future. But greater amounts of money in the future would be worth waiting for under so-called “ rational’ discounting.
But some people, such as drug addicts, show ‘irrational’ discounting. For example, preferring a small amount of heroin today rather than a greater amount in the future.
Margo Wilson and Martin Daly of McMaster University in Hamilton, Canada decided to investigate discounting behaviour and see if it varied with sexual mood.
Male students, when shown pictures of pretty women, were more likely to opt for short-term economic gain than wait for a better reward in the future...”
BlueBerry Pick’n
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ForASong
[report]wrote on October 10 2008 @ 11:18 am:
And just like the real thing, I bet she won’t answer any questions…
CHET
[report]wrote on October 10 2008 @ 12:17 pm:
HEY MAYBE NOW SHOULD FOCUS ON TRYING TO GET AMELIA LAID! GOOD LUCK ON THAT #### PAL! VOTE FOR BIGFOOT/NESSIE IN 2008!
David Esrati
[report]wrote on October 13 2008 @ 12:37 pm:
Actually, what you’ve uncovered is the Republicans secret weapon(the doll, not Palin).
Because nudity is a problem for Muslims, the Army was going to deploy thousands of the naked Palin dolls to end the war.
Ian
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 01:37 am:
Hmmm, that’s the picture on the box - what does it actually look like?
It wouldn’t be un-American to have a pretty outside with nothing nice inside.
It would be apt in this case though…
Addie
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 07:59 am:
Exactly.....You can ask it question after question but your never gonna get the truth out of it. Just a blank stare. Being a Maverick and doing Mavericky things all the time makes me feel Randy.You know I’ll never vote for the lying witch of the North, but I’ll have simulated sex with a plastic representation of her. YOU BETCHA !!!!
Roy
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 09:03 am:
Don’t get the doll pregnant cause the republican party will force you to marry it.
Steve McLain
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 01:53 pm:
The perfect gift for all of you who’ve been muttering under their breath, “F*** Sarah Palin”
gypsy
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 02:24 pm:
It’s just not true that this is the first political sex doll...I have a Dennis Kucinich doll at home!
Jim B
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 06:57 pm:
For the brilliant idea, Bill Clinton got the first one, FREE!
Brian G
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 07:15 pm:
I wonder if John McCain is going to get a personally autographed doll of his own. He could keep it under his desk. GWB might get jealous though.
Undecided
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 09:51 pm:
Shes gonna grab the SCHWING VOTERS!! =)
mike
[report]wrote on October 14 2008 @ 10:52 pm:
drill baby drill
Smokey
[report]wrote on October 15 2008 @ 05:12 pm:
If they tried To Crucify it like they do the real Palin would it pop or still contain enuff hot air to keep going?
TampaGuitarGuy
[report]wrote on October 15 2008 @ 09:11 pm:
Tina Fey doll anyone? Jk
deejay335
[report]wrote on October 15 2008 @ 09:33 pm:
I can just hear Bill Clinton now “I categorically state, for the record, that I did not have sexual relations with that doll..............”
Bill
[report]wrote on October 16 2008 @ 05:49 am:
#### her is about the only thing she’s gonna be good for in a few weeks when her and the old man lose the presidency.
CrudeDude
[report]wrote on October 17 2008 @ 01:27 am:
Great idea for the folks in Alaska!! Now YOU can screw the GOVERNOR instead of the other way around!
Rick
[report]wrote on October 22 2008 @ 12:46 pm:
Not a link. Here it is for sale.
http://racy.com/it-s-not-sarah-palin-doll.html
witmore jones
[report]wrote on October 22 2008 @ 04:48 pm:
No woman desers equal pay mccain knows that he voted against it he just picked her because women are stupid and will vote for him now. muwahaha! watch out when we take the white house and kick those terrorist loving dems in the face!
this is so hot i wonder what it looks like in real life!
Burger Meister
[report]wrote on October 23 2008 @ 10:10 am:
If they did a realistic job on the face for once, I’d actually buy one of these. Maybe one for each day of the week.
David Esrati
[report]wrote on October 23 2008 @ 11:46 am:
Now comes with a $150,000 wardrobe courtesy of the RNC.
It’s all about looking good on the outside- after that- it’s all just hot air.
mikey bryant
[report]wrote on October 23 2008 @ 01:00 pm:
might as well have a doll, she’s getting screwed by the media and democrats already
first dude
[report]wrote on October 25 2008 @ 12:06 am:
I don’t need a blow up doll. I’ll just stick to Pullin’ For Palin myself.
I’m Pullin’ For Palin - The Unofficial Tribute To Our Future VPILF
http://www.pullinforpalin.com/
John Mccain
[report]wrote on October 29 2008 @ 02:52 pm:
Whew!!! I just blew my fourth load in my doll today!!!
OBAMA
[report]wrote on October 29 2008 @ 04:45 pm:
Hey mans.... I gots my doll, I slaps it around and call it my ho!!
some muslim dude
[report]wrote on November 01 2008 @ 04:41 pm:
lol lmao srry trying american ok? nice john and obama. my friend obama, can u send me one? i love american hoes!
Palin's Playmate
[report]wrote on November 02 2008 @ 02:42 pm:
this doll cant be as fun as she is in real life! that girl is a freak let me tell you! does all types of nasty things! she dont care whats between them legs as long as its worth money! love you baby cant wait til your not so busy!
18 inches of LOVEJOY
[report]wrote on November 02 2008 @ 02:48 pm:
i hope i dont pop this thing because i want to finally give back to the republican party and this time it will feel so good to do so! cant wait to get my new doll!
my big 2 1/2 inches
[report]wrote on November 02 2008 @ 02:54 pm:
im bring out my hillary clinton doll and i think this mean 3 sum! hell ya baby! ive never been so happy before in my life. its going to be the best 3 mins of my life!
Some person
[report]wrote on November 05 2008 @ 04:07 am:
Who are YOU voting for in the presidential erection...I mean election.
Dean
[report]wrote on November 07 2008 @ 10:43 pm:
I wish people would buy these and send them to the far right wing radio talk show hosts like limburger, insanity, billo the clown, etc. With a note attached that says to make sure to refrigerate or fill with cold water to meet your special needs before use. An airhead for the airheads!