Ring! Ring! Ring! It’s The Erotica Phone
That’s not just a tacky sculpture of a woman with no nipples—that’s a vintage ad for an actual phone! I love how this redheaded lady is buck naked except for the gold leaves covering up her lady bits to preserve her modesty. To see a full-sized (NSFW) pic, click after the jump…

Funny how junk you’d love to find for yourself at a yard sale can be the same junk you’d kill yourself over if found in, say, your parents’ attic. [Copyranter]



















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Ginger
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 11:38 am: [report]
If I found this in my parents’ attic I would steal it from them.
I’m off to ebay to look for this thing.
bogart4017
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 02:43 pm: [report]
Do you miss the 70’s or what?
C.Munro
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 03:01 pm: [report]
Holy crap! That’s cooler than mustaches, trucker hats and PBR put together.
FireballXL5
wrote on November 18 2009 @ 04:33 pm: [report]
That must have been advertised in those magazines I bought to only read the articles.
Yodar Critch
wrote on November 19 2009 @ 02:40 pm: [report]
C. Munro and Fireball,
Good responses.
It is sculptured by a European artist so it must be good!
$75, just so you can listen through a woman’s hair and talk through her… hey!!
“I sound a little muffled? Can you hear me now?”
I bet that any woman seeing this in your swinging bachelor pad would be so turned on!
NaomiK
wrote on November 20 2009 @ 06:12 pm: [report]
NSFW? Pffft! It doesn’t even have nipples! I had a coworker that would show me the raunchiest stuff at 8 am. Our boss used to lend out digital camera with our store’s memory cards for people to try over a weekend when they were on the fence out the purchase (small town, independent store) and occasionally memory cards to regular customers who were in a pinch. So we had lent this memory card to a customer and their camera had crashed the card so we were doing a data recovery… We recovered something like 30 shots of this other customers cock and balls and 2 30 second videos of him masturbating for the camera. Yeah, she showed me this before I had even set my stuff down.
EricaB
wrote on November 22 2009 @ 12:42 am: [report]
Naomi…is your store hiring? *g*
casualencounters
wrote on November 23 2009 @ 03:00 pm: [report]
Awesome. But not as awesome as this.
NaomiK
wrote on November 23 2009 @ 04:22 pm: [report]
@EricaB Ha ha I think what I got from that job was two very important lessons. 1) Just because you deleted it, doesn’t mean it’s gone. 2) When you turn in film, someone looks at every one of your pictures and sometimes has their co-workers look.