Posted by: Simcha | Filed in: Sex
3:00PM, Wednesday September 03rd 2008
You can get anything from the Internet, even an STD! RevengeCrabs.com is a site dedicated to selling spurned lovers genital lice, otherwise known as crabs. If you thought your breakup fight had bite, it’s got nothing on what these lil’ buggers can do once they start snapping at a crotch. The eggs are so cheap and easy to purchase and use, this “settling the score” is sadistic like nothing else we’ve ever seen! And the mad scientists behind this lab have already expanded their line of lice to include shampoo resistant super crabs, bedbugs, and are even working on developing chlamydia and the clap for consumer use. But what could drive someone to go to this kind of extreme, let alone develop a business plan? These CEO frat bros claim they all got crabs back in college by the same woman and now they want revenge on the world. Even scarier, they promise this kind of payback is totally legal. Right.... Oh yeah, and just to add that extra creep factor, they offer school children tours of their facilities. We’re itchy just thinking about these buggin’ business dirt bags. [Trend Hunter]
Tags: sex, std, crabs, internet, chlamydia, sti, website
Kiki T
[report]wrote on September 03 2008 @ 04:30 pm:
GROSS!!!
dna
[report]wrote on September 03 2008 @ 07:58 pm:
i put some in every bed in the barracks that was funny as sh!t
Annika Harris
[report]wrote on September 04 2008 @ 09:03 am:
This is really disgusting and it’s biological warfare. It’s bad enough that we have to worry about accidentally picking up some parasite in the restroom, a hotel bed, the train, etc. I hope I never piss someone off that much that they would do this to me. I’m really not surprised that the people behind this are lame frat boys.
Alicia
[report]wrote on September 04 2008 @ 09:02 pm:
that site is pretty obviously fake. go back to the site and try to buy some. there’s nowhere to actually order. also notice the other “businesses” linked there: dog condoms, child exchange service, etc
Success
[report]wrote on September 18 2008 @ 12:30 pm:
This is sooooooooooooooooo gross, i wish i could meet these people and tell them how disgusting and nasty they are!!!!! YUK.