Rent-A-Boyfriend Agency
Posted by: Simcha Whitehill
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guys, video
10:50AM, Thursday July 16th 2009
“In a world of lonely women…” lonely, rich women, a new elite group of male escorts are cashing in. Real life gigolos between the fine wine ages of 30 to 45, are pimping out their charms a la HBO’s “Hung.” But as you’ll see in this promotional video, these boys are not run by some hapless poetess pimp. The bi-coastal Papau Agency will loan you one of their professional metrosexual men by the hour. It’s convenient for the gal on the go, but don’t think you’re going to get the goods. There is a no-sex policy. Bummer! What you do get from the 3-year-old agency is a “companion.” In other words, Rico Suave will gladly flex his muscles in front of your ex. For $150-$300 an hour, that’s still priceless. [Bound, Not Gagged]
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GirlvWorld
wrote on July 16 2009 @ 11:08 am: [report]
I think that’s the greatest idea I’ve heard all day.
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Kiki T
wrote on July 16 2009 @ 11:25 am: [report]
WTF, haven’t these women heard of having a gay boyfriend—the guy friend that gets you, is adorable, is cultured, has taste and also isn’t going to do you? Plus they’ll go shopping with you and into dancing all night long… and in some cases, help you out with make-up application for fancy events too…dang, maybe time for my pretend gay escort service SFK to go into effect and for me to start hawking out the asses of all those pretty boys in my life and let me tell you, they are all worth way more than $300 an hour.
Dwacon
wrote on July 16 2009 @ 11:37 am: [report]
I think I discovered my next career move. :oD
bogart4017
wrote on July 17 2009 @ 08:18 am: [report]
These types of guys existed for years in LA—except they were called outlaws because they didnt have an agency or a pimp. They made some good money in the late 70s/early 80’s when i was there. Unfort sometimes they got pressured for sex from 70 year old female tourist types. Not much fun when your services called for a tennis partner/escort.