Reach Out And Touch Someone

Phone sex is a fun way to keep in touch while a loved one is out of the country.  But usually when we complain about being raped by long distance charges, we’re only talking about the bill.  A family in Tunisia, however, is suing a man they claim took their daughter’s virginity over the phone.  While the man never even laid a finger on her, the 20-year-old was heard shrieking, um, erotically and supposedly broke her own hymen—according to her medical examination. Impressive! Even Janeane Garofalo, the star of The Truth About Cats And Dogs’ classic phone sex scene, would be wowed. [UPI]