Quotable: Tiger Woods Is Such A Jokester
Posted by: Amelia McDonell-Parry
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1:40PM, Monday January 4th 2010
I was just skimming the Vanity Fair article about Tiger Woods and came across this little gem:
“At another moment, during a photo shoot where four women attended to his every need and flirted with him as he flirted back, he told a joke: He rubbed the tips of his shoes together and then asked the women, “What’s this?” They were stumped. “It’s a black guy taking off his condom.”
Oh Tiger, how funny you are. [Vanity Fair]
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thehighandlow
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 02:00 pm: [report]
I’m vomiting now.
juljul
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 02:08 pm: [report]
Disgusting… but I don’t know if that applies to Blasians (as Tiger likes to refer to himself)
kimba999
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 02:09 pm: [report]
yeah, I always think of him as Asian - his mom is Asian and his dad was half black/half Asian.
ootie
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 02:28 pm: [report]
wow, from his interviews and text messages, he really seems to love racial humor.
cattgirl813
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 02:34 pm: [report]
I’d call him a jackass, but that would be an insult to all the other jackasses.
bogart4017
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 02:55 pm: [report]
Huh? Gtfoh!
ScarlettTrinity
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 04:20 pm: [report]
@Catgirl813- Ha ha ha. So true.
abbylyn
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 08:07 pm: [report]
Wait, what?
Anniushka
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 08:58 pm: [report]
I don’t get it.
nonenone
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 09:33 pm: [report]
i don’t get it either… can someone explain the joke??
bumbler
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 10:02 pm: [report]
Because the stereotype is the black men have such big penises they would have to take a condom off with their feet.
Shriekback68
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 10:14 pm: [report]
To think that this guy had millions of kids as admirers. What a dirtbag.
adamjs
wrote on January 4 2010 @ 10:58 pm: [report]
BUT word on the street is he didn’t even use them.
Maybe he was trying to scrape someone else’s off his foot that he he got from walking near the dumpster at the trailer park on the way to his latest conquest….
laughingtiger82
wrote on January 5 2010 @ 10:17 am: [report]
*facepalms*
the fact that he’s a bajillionaire is the only thing that explains how he got with so many “ladies” (i use the term very, very loosely), because the man has absolutely NO GAME. he’s not smooth at all.
RabbitArcher
wrote on January 5 2010 @ 03:47 pm: [report]
That was pretty funny. XD I’ve never heard that one before. Tiger’s still a pile, though.