Quotable: Natalie Portman On Jake Gyllenhaal’s Appeal

H. Blue
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 08:30 am: [report]

Harsh.  And I disagree.

Keesh Mia
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 08:38 am: [report]

Natalie is not nice. She is not perfect herself.  Her body is off proportion - her trunk is longer than her legs by a higher ratio than normal. 

I think Jake is a nice looking man with a sweet awkward smile.

Aida
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 08:39 am: [report]

Natalie and Jake need to make babies together. They are my new Brangelina. (I called Brangelina YEARS before they hooked up - yeah, i’ll take full credit for that one…and this one too)

Riley
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 08:40 am: [report]

It was meant as a joke, if you read the link…

spatula
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 08:43 am: [report]

I’m pretty sure she was being sarcastic, the man is not ugly. She kind of just made me love him, actually. I think their new movie looks good!

Amelia McDonell-Parry
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 08:45 am: [report]

Sarcasm guys!

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 08:52 am: [report]

Guys: What you want Natalie
Portman: to drink and fight
Guys: what you need Natalie
Portman: to f*** all night

Savvy
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 08:53 am: [report]

I enjoy objectifying man candy as much as the next girl but, when it comes down to it, looks just aren’t that important.

PinkRanger
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 09:33 am: [report]

@cheeeEEESe:when I went to harvard, I smoke weed e’ryday, I cheated e’ry test, I snorted all that yay.

A decade or so ago there was a period of about 2 years in which I thought jake gyllenhaal and tobey mcquire were the same person. How the hell can I get through a movie with both of them hanging around?

spatula
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 09:35 am: [report]

@PinkRanger: I was really confused when the trailer first came out because I kept thinking their character was the same person!!

MuchoMacho
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 09:40 am: [report]

natalie portman is so hot.  hansel.

CheeeeEEEEse
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 09:42 am: [report]

My crush on her knows no bounds.

xifeng882
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 09:59 am: [report]

I have the biggest girl crush on her. I really want to see this movie

C.Munro
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 10:12 am: [report]

I would so have a cup of tea with her.

lea322
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 10:24 am: [report]

She’s my number one lady-crush. And he ain’t bad either!

lindseylee21
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 10:37 am: [report]

Omg, H. Blue and Keesh Mia…. seriously?? Ever heard of sarcasm?? Of course he isn’t ugly!!! He’s freaking amazing looking!!!!

secretstevie
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 06:12 pm: [report]

she’s my numero uno lady crush as well.  intelligent, beautiful, vegan, with a grip on sarcasm as well?  i would totally switch teams for her.  or at least make her my best friend!

loveitlala
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 06:37 pm: [report]

ditto on the girl crush

Lexington
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 06:43 pm: [report]

I stopped liking Natalie Portman after she signed the petition to get Roman Polanski out of jail. How can you be so supportive of animals rights and not basic human rights?

Lavanderism
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 06:47 pm: [report]

I totally agree with Pink Ranger :D
I am sure to be confused with this “Brothers” movie coming out.

verynervous
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 07:45 pm: [report]

Lexington I didn’t like her before that but at least I respected her. But you know respects Natalie more than anyone? ....Natalie.

Lexington
wrote on November 24 2009 @ 09:24 pm: [report]

@Verynervous- I’m pretty sure I don’t have respect for any Hollywood figure

rsonnack
wrote on November 25 2009 @ 11:48 am: [report]

both of them are effing hot.

As Pretty Does
wrote on November 26 2009 @ 04:02 pm: [report]

Hahaha. That quote cracked me up. Personally, I do think he’s ugly (looks sort of like an odd long-faced muppet), but I never liked Natalie much either. For some reason people seem to worship her, but to me her beauty is standard and if anything, boring.

canadiancutie
wrote on November 26 2009 @ 10:28 pm: [report]

She’s vegan eh? That kills it for me. Luckily, there’s still Rachel McAdams for me to girl-crush on.