Quiznos 2 Girls 1 Sub Ads

Quiznos Inspired By “2 Girls 1 Cup” For New Ad Campaign

Posted by: Susannah Breslin Filed in: news, video
10:05AM, Tuesday May 19th 2009

Ah, the mainstreaming of pornography. You never know who will be inspired by what! Take, for example, this charming new ad campaign from Quiznos. Perhaps you’ve seen “2 Girls 1 Cup,” the most grossest, disgustingest pornographic video ever made? Well, these new ads hawking the Quiznos subway sandwich feature “2 Girls 1 Sub” in a stank homage to the gross-out video that inspired a million memes. I like how the soundtrack sounds like farts. So ... fitting. We think this is the best Quiznos ad ever—since they tried to get that guy to have sex with one of their ovens, that is.

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Amelia
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 10:07 am: [report]

Suddenly starving for a Quiznos

jojo32
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 10:17 am: [report]

So I’m assuming this ad is only being run on the Playboy channel or the internet…Good God! That was absolutely pornographic! I’m simultaneously disgusted and turned on. What is wrong with me? LOL

Oh yeah, and the toaster oven saying “Put it in me” to the employee in the other Quizno’s commercial…too funny. It’s pretty risque.

Emi
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 10:25 am: [report]

Great, they probably think I’m watching a porno in my room now.

snap
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 10:39 am: [report]

omg. does that play on mainstream tv? that is horrific. absolutely disgusting. and so degrading to women. talk about sexist ads.

cattgirl813
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 11:03 am: [report]

That was as tasteless as one of subs Quizno’s sells.

Bean's Girl
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 12:05 pm: [report]

Well now that was disgusting. I have never been to Quiznos and now I never will.

Lola
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 07:43 pm: [report]

gross.. just gross

I have had a Quiznos sub and I have still yet to find a sandwich to make me react like that…

becktasm
wrote on May 19 2009 @ 09:50 pm: [report]

Quizno’s Marketing Meeting, several months ago:
“Hey, I have an idea!”
“What’s that, John?”
“Why don’t we find some way to liken our food, that we’re trying to sell, to human excrement?”
“Oh, that’s a great idea John! Can we degrade women while we’re at it?”
“Definitely!”

And so it comes to pass.

Meg
wrote on May 20 2009 @ 05:05 am: [report]

Put it in me, Scott.

Hilarious

Squidtermz
wrote on May 20 2009 @ 08:18 am: [report]

Where are all the ‘reaction videos?’ ala - kermit watching 2G1C.

MaeBelle
wrote on May 21 2009 @ 06:41 pm: [report]

Hot…

drummrgirl
wrote on May 24 2009 @ 12:42 am: [report]

So i’m in my living room watching this while a couple friends are hanging out, playing video games, and all of the guys hear the soundtrack and drop their controllers because they think i’m watching porn. They were not dissapointed.